Jalopnik needs to capture all of the fun auto-journos! Then it will rule the world! Well, not really but it will save me from clicking about on the interwebs.

Hmmm, classified stuff huh. That's too bad. Once it is operational, I think Mr. Gillies should make a civilian version of this.

And you ordered the best color possible! If you are ever in S. Jersey there is a beer with your name on it if you let me sit in your car. There is an excellent meal with your name on it courtesy of Mrs. Automatch if you let me take it around the block. And please post a pick for all of us to drool over when you take…

That is a cool little vehicle, anyone got the specs on this thing?

Insert YOLO joke here...

Thanks for the hat-tip. So I'm the tipster fiend now? That is excellent.

Agreed!

+1000000

Neutral- Do you really need to ask Matt?

I'm just going to pretend this didn't happen. I was a big STP fan back in the day, you know...the 90's.

Really people?

Please tell me you are going to steal him. I love his pieces on car-buying. As a buyer's consultant I have passed on his advice to numerous clients and they have been much better for it. All of us know product really well around here, but there is a big difference between knowing cars...and knowing how cars are sold…

As a high school English teacher I am well aware. I tell my students all the time, if Shakespeare can make up words, we can do. They just have to be good enough to catch on. :)

All-wheel-drive?

Came here to post this, well done!

In fairness to them the comedy circuit is brutal, especially if you want to have a normal life and a family. Well, at least there is YouTube if we want to reminisce about the good ol' days of comedy.

I think Chris will tour again sometime, but he is very serious about his material. He will often do mini tours at local comedy clubs just to try stuff out and refine it before he does a full fledged special. He is also at the point where he can just kick back and let the cash roll in or pick up a small movie roll…

When you are physically sore from laughing so hard, you know that dude is funny.

A crack smokin' mayor you say? I'll just leave this here...

These would be perfect for patrolling "Electric Avenue"