A man once told me that he would divorce me if I got fat. I am no longer with that man.

Except Cookie Crisp which just tastes like saw dust. 

I was talking about his having a job. Not making fun of him doing something he believes in. 

In his new, definitely real role Harry will be “expected to have input into initiatives including product strategy decisions and charitable contributions, and advocate publicly on topics related to mental health.” These are real tasks for a real job. Despite having no experience at a start-up, no tech experience, and…

Harry is more than likely going to be a spokesperson for this company.

I was talking to the white mansplaining jackass I work with about the Atlanta shootings, the whole “bad day” thing, and even after pointing out the FB post with the racist stuff about the virus, he said “I don’t think he’s racist, nor are cops racist as a group”.

The sloppy uncaring aspect is especially grotesque. Assholes like this are basically saying I don’t have to come up with any kind of good, consistent story. Because he’s BLACK. 

He can’t because, he’s lying. Now he’s lying to save face and likely his job at the expense of Mr. Altheimer who was just doing his damn job.  

in his 35 years on the force no one else has described him as racist.

I know he’s a grown man and all, but these style of pap photos always remind me that these folks never get a quiet moment when they can just walk their dog in peace, even when they are masked.

You’re talking about the folks who think “billionaire” means they’ve got a billion dollars in the bank. I’m not sure they’re capable of that kind of nuance. 

Really I'm guessing the responsible employee is named Al Gorithm. 

Assholes Cretins in the police force who denigrate everything not male, wearing a badge, and having the ability to kill you for looking at them wrong?

That tweet re: Twitter is peak Karen, right there.

Divorce. I married a disruptor king like that. If I could afford it (disabled & unable to work regularly) I would have left 10 years ago. :$

Mine scheduled a move during my hardest and busiest work period (as in only home to take a shower and collapse into bed) and when I protested the timing he said he would pack everything. He conveniently was tied up at work when the movers arrived. I found he only packed half the apartment and also folded all the tops…

My period gives me bad days every month. I grab a heating pad and take a nap. I’ve never grabbed a gun, sought out establishments where men would be and started shooting them because I also wanted them to have a bad day and bleed.

I also had a really bad day on Tuesday. And Monday. And most of last week.

Probably a slightly worse day for the eight people he killed.

You’ll have to pry my Kraft Deli Deluxe American out of my cold, dead hands.