It wouldn’t take much to make a lasagna-like chocolate dessert.

Jive Talkin’ is a good song and the Bee Gees are underrated. 

Elsewhere in Umansky’s story, he’s seen dancing to “Jive Talkin’” by the Bee Gees in a flannel shirt. Again, divorced-guy bullshit.

Subbing the slaw for another toast is the way.

Of course “billionaire” is a market value thing rather than cash on hand, or even what’s actually available to trade to use at a moment in time.

I think Cane’s thing, and why I go back is that it is the perfectly cromulent meal. The food is fresh, but there are a few things to do do with your your order. My normal is the box combo sub the coleslaw for an extra piece of toast, ask for the hot sauce and ketchup packets (crinkle cut fries need cheese or ketchup.)…

She has not said anything that leading Israeli voices aren’t saying themselves. Public discourse needs to move beyond the immaturity of “If you say you like waffles, you must also be saying you hate pancakes”. Pointing out the inhuman conditions of Palestine is not the same as erasing the horrors Israel faced during…

The whole “finally a real first lady with class” nonsense was always just some dog whistle racism aimed at Michelle Obama. 

Yeah I learned the hard way. After 4 years of a fun, loving, and omgzzzzzzz-sex-filled relationship with a delicious himbo, we were eating a dinner I made. I looked across the table and realized this guy didn’t ever have that light on behind his eyes.

Sorry, but a relationship with a dumb hottie is 1000% better in fantasy than reality. I’m including gay pairings as well. Yes they’re hot n’ sexy n’ all that, but the problem that inevitably arises is that during arguments, their capacity for critical thinking is insufficient to generate a mutually satisfying…

And how many times do they have to be told that nobody transitions in order to win at sports?

“Some people are very uncomfortable about teenagers transitioning…”

“needs no breaks”. Maintenance requires downtime, preferably planned, or the machine will plan it for you.

Any other troopers who were present and failed to stop Davis from assaulting and kidnapping his ex should be brought up on charges as well. 

The team that Joe hired obviously wildly misread the situation and failed to realize a) how famous Sophie is in her own right b) how many of the JB fans are now adult women who have been through breakups and even custody battles before c) just generally how many adults have done the work to process how crappy their…

And his weirdo religious stage parents are probably totally behind a lot of this, as I can see them wanting to keep the children and keep her away from them.  That’s what my shitty rich in laws did to me with the house and dogs.

As someone currently divorcing a shithead, I recognize and respect Turner’s moves for what they are: stay quiet, know what your impassable lines are, and do what you gotta in the courts. Jonas’ very public loudness reads like someone who deep down knows he’s in the wrong, but is too self-centered and misogynistic to…

Zero proof? What are you wanting? Eye witnesses? A blood and semen stained dress? Multiple victims reported their rape at the time to ethics officers within Scientology, and the prosecution was able to obtain those ethics reports. One also went to the police in 2004, and that spooked Masterson enough that he…

Just go back to the old one day a year the burgers are less than a buck, no gimmicks like the app. 

You know the P in that stands for Protestant, right?