If you want emu content done right, check out Canada’s Useless Farm. There’s Karen and Stanley the emus (Karen is fully murderous and Stanley wears hats). Gary Gusey (goose), the alpacas (Michael, Craig, and Keith), Pencil the duck, Doug the donkey (with serious personal space issues), and Brad the shithead rooster.

Yeah- I don’t think knowing how it works is that weird for a 5th grader. The main difference is most kids would be auctioning with like reward ‘dollars’ for school or like $10 vs $20 bucks. It’s not just a concept for the rich, you can have an auction for like a local library or fire company

I feel uncomfortable with the fact that, most of the time, it’s Black and mixed-race kids whose parents are celebrities that we hear these “omg look what this ultra rich kid did” stories about. Like what upsets people isn’t the typical rich person behavior, but that it’s not happening behind old, white yacht club…

For many of those anti-abortion folks, they think women shouldn’t be in the workplace. 

Makes me wonder what the pro-life types think of this. They never seem to get upset when pregnant workers are mistreated, even when it causes injury, a miscarriage (which is bad enough from the pro-choice mindset but shouldn’t that be “UPS literally murdered a baby” for the anti-choicers?) or in this case the death of…

This right here. I’m from Louisville and UPS is, for many people, their BEST OPTION for a stable life with a chance of (little to quite substantial) economic mobility. If you’re there long enough, you’ll get access to fairly decent benefits and their various education programs can help people afford college, learn a…

You’re right. Except Jezebel is doing the same thing with different people. I’m part of the problem because I’m still here commenting and reading comments. It’s just a really vicious cycle for a lot of actresses and some actors. 

I have never hated her. I liked Princess Diaries and Devil Wears Prada. As a public personality she's as private as Selena Gomez and Jennifer Aniston. Hating someone who barely says anything is weird.

Yeah, at least they admit their own culpability with that quote from Hathaway.  How would you like to go to a website for some social commentary and see in the sidebar a snarky article about being an annoying try-hard?  Fuck that.

This site GLEEFULLY participated in that shit. They also pitted Lawrence against Hathaway because “OMG she talked about vibrators!”

Oh my god. Don’t act like you don’t know. The entire Gawker family was responsible for all of that. Jezebel was right there, just like they were right there for all of the hate on Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. How typical of this website. Brutal amounts of hate were lodged at this woman for doing absolutely nothing…

Anne Hathaway types

Because there is absolutely no hate - not racial hate, not religious hate, not political hate - that is more vile than the hate of women towards other women.

I never understood why she got the hate that she got.

But you don’t even know what “type” Anne Hathaway is. You’re comparing her to people you knew, who you’ve also reduced to a generalized “type,” even though you know nothing about Anne Hathaway other than what you can learn, third hand, from her speeches and interviews. So, basically, you want to defend the collective…

This website was constantly writing shittalk about Anne Hathaway back in the day.  

What the actual.....THIS WEBSITE is very much also responsible for shitting on her and you are referencing it like this isn’t Jezebel? Did you cut and paste this from someplace else?

There’s also the not-insignificant risk that if she’d gotten herself off in front of six people at a seminar, someone would have surreptitiously recorded it and put it on the internet. 

Saying you’re “down for anything”, feeling like you’re down for anything, but then having second thoughts when faced with a new “anything” ... is extremely relatable.

JJ bread is the best bread of any chain deli. And the meat quality has always been far superior than subway. Subway has more value and variety but by no metric is it higher quality