“People say I talk about spumoni too much and that I’m condescending. (Spumoni is italian ice cream and condescending means I talk down to others.)” - John Kasich
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To all the idiots who say their kid wouldn’t act that way in the first place... I’d be much more worried about your kid turning out like the scumbag cop than the student.
Imagine a cop did this to your kid. In fact, imagine anyone did this to your kid.
They need someone to calculate exactly how much money this cost each American taxpayer and have negative black-and-white ads run with an ominous voice saying “The GOP would rather take 120 dollars of yours to beat a dead, rotting horse carcass then to put it towards schools, roads, public goods, or back in your…
Policy-wise, I'm firmly in Bernie's camp but that doesn't mean that I can recognize what a shameful hit job they tried to pull on Clinton. If the DNC doesn't make an effort to go after every Republican member of this committee hard for this partisan-hack travesty in their reelection campaigns, they're damn fools as…
My Dad described yesterday’s affair perfectly; “one increasingly presidential looking lady surrounded by a circus of sweaty assholes”.
Better to just rephrase them as what they really stand for.
Pregnancy is the natural condition of woman. Pain in childbirth is our punishment for being descendants of Eve. Women who die in childbirth fail at the one thing women exist to do, so why bother trying to keep them around? (My attempt to guess at the inner logic of people who want to criminalize abortion)
Hey...bro...I vote on the issues.
How do you justify cutting spending on education or food programs that make sure children get the foundation they need to succeed? And how do ensure that people can feed themselves when jobs can pay well below the poverty line even for someone who works full time? And how do you make sure people have access to clean…
Seriously fuck these people and every one of their god damn views on adoption. I’m so fucking sick of them arguing that kids should be with their own parents, which is offensive, but then also acting like adoption is the best most awesome thing in the entire fucking world.
Interesting how their “abortion never” rhetoric doesn’t even address abortion to save the life of the mother. Probably because childbirth never killed anyone (amirite?)
A: Rape is a horrific crime that is never the fault of the victim, who deserves prompt and compassionate care.
You’re welcome. As to the content of your post, these are really a separate breed of GOP compared to their small government cousins. Notice the name of the session
Seriously. These people are assholes.
Somewhat related: I REALLY hate it when a natural disaster hits, and friends on Facebook are all “oh my god! how horrible! I am going to pray for these people!” Fuck you. You REALLY want to help people? Get off your fucking knees and go to redcross.org or any other emergency…
Many years ago and fresh out of college I worked for Pizza Hut. I was a hard worker and caught on quickly, so the manager I had decided to promote me to a shift manager. This meant that I had limited authority over staff and would do some end of day admin work like bank deposits etc. This worked well for a while until…
My dad uses “communist!” in the same tone of voice as “asshole!” when someone cuts him off in traffic. In his defense, though, he will also use it correctly during conversations about politics and history. But the former probably accounts for 90% of his use of the word.
Yep. They’re not synonyms for “evil” or “unamerican,” people. They have actual objective denotations.
I used to work as a manager at KFC. One of the stupidest customers I remember is a man who phoned me saying that he had bought a bucket of chicken two weeks prior which was inedible and he wanted a refund. Usually in this case I would ask him roughly what time he came in, on what day and to describe who served him. I…