Those who are running as representatives of the Republican party have the same views. They are in the positions they are in because most Republican voters agree with them.

With the advent of the internet, people now think that a little reading makes them an expert. A little time and a webpage can equip me to make a paper crane, wax poetic about the deeper meaning of “The Raven,” bake the most delicious bundt cake, take better photographs of dogs, or replace a human heart valve with one…

I love that Alito is so mad he refused to even join in any of the other dissents. Sweet, sweet Alito tears are the most delicious of them all!

I am sure a whiteness of teen girls will order Pumpkin Spice Lattes.

When I worked at a craft beer/pizza joint a popular menu item was our calzones. These were huge, and made fresh to order and took a while to cook. Our menu made note of this and it was there in writing that it could take over half an hour depending on how busy we were.

“How dare you mock the guy for not knowing what the beach is? Some people make it to age 50 without visiting the beach and somehow completely missing the ever-present representations of beaches in popular culture. Besides, many people suffer from Glorpman’s Syndrome, which is an inability to understand the…

“We asked for urine samples. We got three feces samples, two saliva, and one severed hand.”

These selfsame people are the ones constantly bleating, "The gays are bad because Sodom and Gomorrah."

I had a table once whisper loudly to their children, "if you don't go to college, you'll end up waiting tables like her..." while I was prebussing their table.

"Our first-aid kit is just an empty box," Campbell said on Monday.

I love that these Christians are the same ones telling women that they should all want to be mothers, to all the children, no matter what, no exceptions, so abortion should be illegal and in-accessible. "We'll adopt your children if you don't want them! Just save the precious children lives!"

Christian Martyr Syndrome.

Boomers caused both bubbles. They are the ones controlling the money supply and the interest rates and they are the ones that decided that investments should be made into various industries. And they are the ones that will soon retire and have the power to suck this country dry.