My mother is a substitute teacher at a really small private elementary/middle school, the kind of small school where it’s a real community and everyone knows everyone’s name. Every now and then she teaches this kid called South (with a best friend called Ziggy). I think they’re in fourth or fifth grade now. There’s…

Neither his original comment nor anything he’s said since makes it seem like he has some kind of agenda, or even that he’s particularly desperate to have the question answered. Billington has barely commented on this thread at all since he started it.

She had at least one grandchild and lived to 78. It’s not like she was deprived of her entire adult life or anything.

I mean, it sounds like she had a normal life and at least one grandchild and lived to be 78. I’d chose that life over Paula Cooper’s any day of the week.

Okay, I know this doesn’t have anything to do with this shitty story or even the previous (linked) shitty story, but there are pretty big communities in the USA right now in 2015 who use the swastika for religious/ethnic purposes. My boyfriend is Indian-American and his parents’ house is full of swastika... decor, for…

God, I love Cracked so much. Proof that it’s possible to be nerdy and funny and feminist ALL AT THE SAME TIME. Why I’ve grown used to the notion that nerd comedy is only for people who hate women is... another question.

#TeamLittleDogs #Forever

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Oh, he might be a decent person in many regards, but I worry about 1) what kind of 17 year old wants to get married, and 2) what kind of 25 year old wants to marry a 17 year old? They’ve got some wires crossed imo. And lord knows I would not want to spend my whole life (or even a few years of it) with the people I was…

This can’t be real, right? #praying for this story to be a buncha baloney. Whether you like the Kardashians or not, this is pretty worrying.

Not a celebrity, but close-ish: Zhene Aiko’s dad followed me on instagram and commented on a selfie to tell me to smile. He said “smile because your name means star. Beam brightly!”

Not a sext but I wanna announce that I just got my first ever unsolicited-appearance-comment-by-a-male-stranger! It was “girl, you wear clothes.”

THIS. I like you and I like the way you think.

I’m so vain about being pale I wonder if its borderline racist. Like, would 100% buy a skin lightening cream. I AM A SEXY MAIDEN FROM A PRE-RAPHAELITE PAINTING OKAY

I can explain, partly. I thought rape was hilarious when I was 15. I was dealing with some serious shit with my gender identity. I thought I could prove my masculinity and be finally happy and never insecure again by just swallowing mainstream masculinity whole. I also thought joking about suicide was hilarious - draw…

Weirdly enough I just painted my nails on a moving bus (yes, white trash, I know) and my dominant hand turned out better?? I think the trick is to be careful without being too slow, and use multiple coats with a medium amount of polish in each.

H&M makes a super super pigmented lip gloss (like, well into lipstick territory pigment-wise) that I SWEAR BY. I also love their lip tar/lip stain thing. Recommend their lip products fo sho.

Meh. They kind of are. Do you have a facebook and were you reading your news feed during the Baltimore riots?

I think the deal is that since we can’t get white people to stop making these kinds of claims about other groups, it’s only fair to turn similar (but more statistically legitimate) claims on white men.

YES ALL OF THIS. I also rarely orgasm and NEVER orgasm early in the morning, so there are few returns for morning sex as far as I’m concerned. But when bae gets home I start cooking dinner (aka busy) and then he passes out like a lil baby after eating and that is precisely when I wanna do the do.