As the self-appointed pedo police I give you permission to have a style crush on Willow Smith

I aspire to be literally every single detail of this.

Metaphor: guy with an amputated leg is not a very fast runner. Amputees who have lost their arms say he can’t possibly be slow on account of having a limb missing.

I feel like it isn’t much of a construct that assault is bad and assault of a stranger when you don’t stand to gain anything is bad + bizzare. That seems pretty universally logical to me.

YES I was like “wait haven’t I heard this story before?”

Mental issues are pretty diverse though.

Unpopular(?) opinion: some types of awfulness are mental health issues in and of themselves. The vast majority of people do not do this, and something in her mind has compelled her to do the things she’s done.

I LOVE THIS
said Astrid, in a stoner voice that is both slow and mellow but also loud and full of amazement

PAUL MCCARTNEY IS MY GOD DAMNED HERO

what if he could get a surrogate to consent? I feel like that would be legit too. Unless there’s a contract forbidding it, which there is here :P

Briefly thought that was a picture of this dude - former member of a very very popular South Korean boy band.

Take a long walk on a short pier

She does actually make those paper dresses, for what it’s worth. There are videos of her doing it. You’re right that her mother is publicizing it and curating it but I think it’s more “let’s jump on this since it surprisingly went viral” than “let’s engineer something to go viral.” Plus, I would’ve loved this as a…

But I do! It’s actually making me angry at this point. I am fucking cute enough to be in a pop music video. I am underweight-but-toned and I have standard symmetrical caucasian features and I wear makeup and short shorts and I turned 20 on Tuesday. How the eff am I doing conventional attractiveness wrong?

I mean, there’s a video of her making a paper dress and putting it on a mannequin, but her mother is filming it so idk.

I’m not so sure about that, actually. I was a pretty advanced draw-er (don’t think that’s a real word :/ ) as a small child and was one of the better students in an art class officially for 10-15 year olds that I took when I was six. I’m not saying that to boast, either - I was patient and had good motor skills, but…

“That’s not cute. Save it for a family newsletter”

“How do you define “actually allergic”?”

I mean, I actually don’t like ketchup. Surely disliking ketchup isn’t that unusual? But ugh yeah sorry to hear that.

I’m allergic to a laundry list of fruit when raw, but can eat the same fruits when cooked.