I order hamburgers medium-well when I get the choice. It’s basically the same as well-done, but juicier.

I had a childhood friend whose father died of an egg allergy. I can confirm the seriousness of this shit.

I have the same allergy! Hi five!

She just can’t kick the bucket until she beats Victoria’s record. That’s all I need.

I can’t tell if this is satire or if you’re actually this thick. Big difference in context.

Turned 20 on Tuesday. It guessed 20 or 22 pretty consistently for every picture I gave it.

I’m 20 (as of Tuesdayyyyy happy birthday to me) and it pretty consistently guessed either 20 or 22.

My feels about healthy eating:
Sweets are not poison
Eat some veg and some protein (with your sweets!)
Things don’t have to be low calorie to be healthy (case in point: fried plantains are both fattening and super nutritious)

I went through a bad body image phase where I only ate pineapple to make myself thinner. (To this day I never want to see another chunk of raw pineapple again.) Can we just all agree that teens don’t know how to feed themselves?

^ Literally everything you said.

I mean, there’s thin and then there’s thin, though. I agree that a very very small minority of people eat perfectly healthy and end up overweight, but I think a lot of people could be eating healthy and end up too fat to pass as attractive. I’m a 5’3” size 2 and I have fat on my body that a plastic surgeon would be…

Thank you for introducing me to this delightful youtube channel

Yeah, not really a factor. I know fat people with no chin fat and thin-ish people with loads of it. And that’s assuming that eating healthy always makes you thin, which like, naw.

Same. Hitting your kids (or, really, hitting anyone) is messed up. But I feel for her and the fear she must have been experiencing, and I have the highest respect for the fierceness with which parents are willing to protect their kids, even from themselves. And I’m upset that she’s being turned into some nice…

(I am posting this in reply to several comments, because I really really want to spread the gospel of how amazing she is)
Quick biography of my grandmother, because she’s my fucking hero: she was born into a wealthy-ish family of non-practicing Jews in Austria, at a time when being Jewish in Austria was a bad idea.…

(I am posting this in reply to several comments, because I really really want to spread the gospel of how amazing she is)
Quick biography of my grandmother, because she’s my fucking hero: she was born into a wealthy-ish family of non-practicing Jews in Austria, at a time when being Jewish in Austria was a bad idea.…

Quick biography of my grandmother, because she’s my fucking hero: she was born into a wealthy-ish family of non-practicing Jews in Austria, at a time when being Jewish in Austria was a bad idea. When she was twelve years old, she and her mother got on a train to Sweden. She brought a small suitcase of clothes, and a…

Ahh that is also a great story! I’m glad your grandmother turned out okay, and I’m assuming one of those four kids is one of your parents?

True story: In the 1950s, my grandmother faked sick once to get out of work. Unremarkable. Except she decided to fake appendicitis. And then she went to an actual doctor and faked appendicitis very convincingly, and NEVER backed out of the act. And then she went to an actual surgeon and didn’t back out from faking…

YES EXACTLY. (All my replies to you are going to begin in all caps apparently). I’d probably feel the same if I never got my period*. I would never dream of using my experience as “evidence” that catcalling is some made up symptom of hysterical paranoid feminism, but it’s just so weird that I can’t relate to something…