My clothing budget is nonexistent.

Huh. I have the weirdest aversion to celery - like if something was even boiled in the same water as some celery I will (delicately and discreetly) gag. I don't like cilantro but I don't HATE it. I've never had raw white truffles but raw black truffles are pretty bomb imo.

Oh, I don't doubt that he was filming the girls! I just have a pretty strong suspicion that the circumstances in which she discovered the phone aren't exactly as she described them.

It's okay, Jesus. My boyfriend once dated a girl with the same name as his mother too.

It's actually a replica of a pre-Christian Roman pendant. That being said, I'm a firm believer in everybody's right to get offended! If you're not going to stand for people being rude to your religion then I respect that. I just don't think this particular piece of jewelry has anything to do with Christianity. Pic…

fun fact: phallus pendants were popular in ancient Rome and the visual similarity contributed to the practice of wearing crosses

fun fact: phallus pendants were popular in ancient Rome and the visual similarity contributed to the practice of wearing crosses

I'm gonna be completely honest, that's the kind of phrasing I would have used as a teenager if I'd been lying about how I found it. Not saying the lie would be in any way connected to the fact that she was being filmed... I dunno maybe she was looking for something to masturbate with or something equally…

I HADN'T LISTENED TO THIS YET THIS YEAR

I luuhhhhhhh chestnuts

I'm half English and half Swedish, which has resulted in pretty much the best Christmases ever - the Swedes go all out on the 24th, and the English (and Americans) go all out on the 25th. Repeat: I get Christmas Eve x1 + Christmas Day xTWOOOO!!

Okay at first I thought she had to be bribed/payed in ketchup for blow jobs like some batty & extremely low stakes form of prostitution.

I was expecting this to be some really cool ultra complex origami frog that requires an intimate knowledge of physics to create. But no. Just a frog.

I'd never heard of that rule but fwiw - thanks for putting that trigger warning up there. I'm not vulnerable at the moment but I have definitely been in the position where all the specific weight talk on this article/comments would have caused me some shit. I appreciate the gesture.

That kind of happened to my ethnomusicology professor once! A student gave him a plate of brownies on the last day of his first year teaching, but he scarfed them ALL before she could say anything, and she got too embarrassed/freaked out to tell him what he'd done. He was like 'eh that's weird, why'd she book it so…

literally on a music video diet and now I'm gonna go make cookie dough

liking just for the SATW avatar

My boyfriend and I just started a business together. This is the deal we came up with:

well fuck

I interpreted it as written in slightly tongue in cheek language, but also recognizing that this is a serious&sad issue. So basically it's in Cracked.com voice.