All I know about Special K is it's sometimes a 'date rape' drug and sometimes taken recreationally but only if you're cray cray.

yeah :(

Dad: Say 'Uncle Herbie'

I'm a quarter Jewish and I have a big butt!

My (Jewish, actually) grandmother once said, without a hint of irony, that "all Lithuanians are racist. It's just in their blood."

That would be really awkward if one of them had turned out to be trans* and wanted to take on the opposite-gender form of their own name...

This made me chucklesnort and I'm not sure why

Buddy...

What the author meant was that no official scientific journal-standard research has been done. Which is pretty unsurprising because nobody cares if fat people die. You can peruse this twitter hashtag though if you want anecdotal evidence. I'm a pretty harsh empiricist and personally I find the abundance of…

Yeah... honestly, poor social skills are gonna hurt you just as much as an adult as they did in high school. There's no cosmic justice with all this.

Allow me to use this convenient opportunity to promote my favorite book ever

I'm going to quote someone else who put it better than I could:

Ugh. I'm sorry to hear that. Power to you if you feel that your diet works well for you!

"If you were thin and vegan, you would find similar issues..." - okay, first of all, knock it off with this. False equivalency makes me mad. Thin shaming is rude and bad but not reinforced by society & the medical community the way that fat shaming is. I have been accused of being too thin, but very very rarely and…

One of these things is not like the other...

God bless the Danish language

Okay, true. But I find that this a particular problem among vegans.

Outside of the context of Gwen & the Harajuku girls for a sec: due to a series of coincidences that happened in my freshman year of college, a lot of my friends are either Indian or Indian American. I know that I'm white, can't speak for someone else's culture, and individuals from a culture can't speak for their…

Outside of the context of Gwen & the Harajuku girls for a sec: due to a series of coincidences that happened in my freshman year of college, a lot of my friends are either Indian or Indian American. I know that I'm white, can't speak for someone else's culture, and individuals from a culture can't speak for their…

According to my vegan friend from high school, it depends on whether you're going vegan for health reasons or ethical reasons. Health vegans (which she was) have fewer rules than ethical vegans - my friend sweetened things with honey and wore leather, but pretty much lived on salad, nuts, and apples.