MARRY NICKI MARRY NICKI MARRY NICKI.
F*ck Beyoncé. I don't usually self censor swears but Beyoncé seems like a classy lady and I kinda felt guilty for typing that out?
Kill Rihanna - not because I have anything against her, but because she's the only one I don't consider myself a fan of.

...literally yesterday I googled "baby simulator game", because I'm nineteen and obsessed with babies but cognizant of the fact that having a real one would be shit for my OTHER life plans.

...And that would be my fault, because I should have gone to bed four hours ago and mine is indeed a rubbish comment.
What I meant to say is that I'm really really over criticisms of the song's lyrics by conventionally attractive women/girls who feel attacked by the fact that something is aggressively focusing on the…

"I'm an egalitarian... calling it feminism means you hate men."

Answers courtesy of my recent Wesleyan grad boyfriend - two of the "fraternities" were already co-ed. There is one sorority but it doesn't have a house. He thinks they should increase the presence of sororities to make things more equal. He says this is only a "PR solution", and realistically all that will happen…

See, I've already accounted for assholes like you, so I generally just say "I don't like bread". Which gets be some weird looks, but generally not vitriol.

I mean, he's right.

exactly

True story: my entire family calls my youngest brother "Bubble" instead of his real name TO THIS DAY because the middle brother and I called him that when he was in utero. It looked like mum had swallowed a bubble! Middle bro and I were four and six respectively at the time.

OMG AWWW I NEED BOTH OF THEM

I think he meant that he doesn't condone it - still a stupid statement tho because the rest of his sentence made it seem like he very much condones it.

+1

I think by "don't believe in" he means "doesn't support". I mean even that is a stupid statement, because duh, but I don't think he means he doesn't believe that it exists.

Canis Lupus Familiaris

Well, I have no super duper medical qualifications, but I'm totally foaming-at-the-mouth obsessed with chihuahuas so I've spent approximately all of the hours doing research on toy breeds. What I can tell you is that people who breed for the absolute tiniest lil teacup puppies almost always forsake health in favor of…

I mean... for all you know she's also got a huuuge crush on the members of 1D. She may be a superhero, but she's also a teenage girl in the UK.

See, this has always been a weird one for me because since I was five years old, all my male (I'm bisexual and for some reason this never applied to women and girls) crushes and partners have shared some variation of this list of features - high cheekbones, mid-tone skin, black hair, dark eyes, long eyelashes, small…

I didn't know where my disordered tendencies came from for years, until coming to the conclusion that my father is pretty clearly bulimic. And it's so obvious, too - he overeats, and then counters it by fasting and ranting about how fat he is and all he does is eat, etc etc. I just didn't think a middle aged man…

Bread is gross to me and makes me feel gross for reasons I don't understand. I'm pretty sure I don't have celiac disease, but I know that I feel better the longer I go without eating wheat and other gluten-heavy shit. So basically, I'm gonna just do things that make me feel good, and not care about whether it's part…

I'm bisexual, and with women I tend to be more attracted to curvy figures... that's about the only specification.
But for some totally unknown reason, DUDES I'm into have all looked exactly the fucking same since I was five years old. Literally my first crush was a boy who fit this description. They're little and…