^ Good point, well made

See, this is why I'm getting a Chihuahua. They can only eat, like, one sock.

Hey hey hey I went to Sidwell.

As a child I used to eat basically any plant in my front garden that I sort of thought wasn't poisonous. I remember there was one type of clover that I loved munching on - I've tasted it since and its not as good anymore :P

Also, my dad ate the contents of an ashtray as a toddler.

It was this one:

A somewhat close high school friend of mine is now youtube famous for a Let It Go parody... which is a bit frustrating for me 'cause I've been trying to make it as a singer in, like, normal ways. So the song automatically makes me cringe for that reason.
Oh well. Better keep hustlin.

replying to promote

Wow, that guy sounds like an asshole. I have an uncle and a small handful of friends who are or were in fraternities, and I can reassure you that counterexamples exist (if it makes you feel any better). But yeah, that sucks.

My man is 5'7" and the tallest member of his family. I'm 5'3" and the tallest woman in mine. We will breed a munchkin race.

I didn't know burlesque was a black thing...? The burlesque troop at my college was (approx) a dozen white girls and one biracial guy from Belgium.

I'm pretty sure it's called "money" and it's bloody universal.

regardless of who wrote those tweets, they're pretty spot on

vampire-white-lady-with-indian-partner-hi-five

Choke on a duck? Why a duck?

mental health > family dinner

oooh that's genius. Make straws coated in the stuff.

Mcdonalds definitely tried these out in DC when I was a child. They were my fave. But the test apparently failed that time. I urge you, buy these mozzarella sticks! Make McDonald's sell them everywhere!

They picketed my high school once. It was a Quaker school, so we staged a counter-protest from the other side of the street that was (as per Quaker tradition) carried out in total silence. A mass of of 13-19 year olds standing in a quiet, dignified manner without reacting was definitely something they didn't know…

yuck

Complicated. I think they contribute to the abuse of children if they watch child porn, and I find that to be morally reprehensible, but I wouldn't consider that child abuse in and of itself. Sort of like, I don't consider buying clothing produced in overseas sweatshops to be abusive to garment workers exactly, but…