This makes me want kids even more desperately than I already want kids. Unfortunately I'm eighteen, so I should wait at least 5 to 10 years...

they tend to be across the board opposed to affirmative action and immigration from latin american countries, to name two policy examples. you can go ahead and say that it's for practical reasons that don't relate to race, but i'm gonna go ahead and give you some serious side eye if you do that.

Rats are so cool though! They're pretty much like dogs, only really tiny. They like to cuddle, and you can teach them to fetch and play tricks and stuff. (Yeah if you don't like animals at all I respect that, but I'm into rats haha)

If I ran the makeup industry I would favor very dark skin and very light skin. It's just a smoother canvas, and the "extreme" colours make makeup stand out so much more.
Obviously, this is why I should never run the beauty industry, because women who are neither Swedish nor Kenyan also deserve representation. But…

To add to the horror, chimps have been known to commit what in humans would probably be called genocide - one clan of chimps will systematically wipe out all members of a nearby clan to take over their territory.

I'm fucking terrified of dogs, but I wouldn't have a large pet monkey either. It's the fraction of my body size - I just can't convince myself that a big fast toothy wolf-like animal is a domestic thing that won't kill and eat me. I know, it's stupid, but when a dog comes running up to me wanting to play my instinct…

okay, hunting is fine, but there are hunting rifles for that. if you want to own a gun designed for shooting people, that's a statement saying "i would be okay with shooting a fellow human being to death". no amount of justification could make me comfortable with that. i'm not judging gun owners by this tragedy,…

kitchen knives have a function other than murder. kitchen knives are primarily for chopping vegetables. the primary function of a gun is to kill. that's what guns are for. it's why they were invented.

I'm actually in a pretty serious relationship with Manhattan bro. He's from some posh town in Jersey, and he's not white, and he has a conscience/was kinda ashamed of Wolf of Wall Street, but other than that he's definitely Manhattan bro.

okay, that 2000 calories thing is far from one size fits all, so to speak. I'm sufficiently short that I only need about 1600 calories a day, and that's when I'm *not* dieting. Taller people or people with faster metabolisms need more. -shrug-

I go to Sarah Lawrence! It's not the most expensive college in the US anymore, actually. Then again, the actual official number is pretty much irrelevant because I'm there on a combination of government grant, financial aid, and academic scholarships, as are a handful of other people i know. And beyond that, almost…

I taped my roommate to her bed. That was actually funny and not destructive.

ginger rogers!

Amen 100%

oh god I hope so

That sounds like my kind of date lbr. I would enjoy the shit out of that.

Isn't it sort of impossible by definition for apathy to make you angry?

I disagree but sure, I will metaphorically pass you my dr00gs over the internet

lol

It is my experience that people being chill don't say "downright nasty cunt". You are swearing more than I have ever heard a calm person swear. That is all.