If you feel invested enough in each other to continue to insult each other just because you're both on the same internet forum, I'm invested enough in you to insert a friendly knock it off.

don't make fun of how i get my food

...beat me to it

@spete, @GWTET

Take a deep breath.

My boyfriend and I had sex four times in a day the other day. Beat that >:3

She actually sounds pretty good.

He got cuter when 1) he gendered Chelsea Manning correctly and 2) I found out he's got that adorable North Carolina accent.

maryland (my state) made the top 20

This really goes to prove the point that confidence is sexy. I've been conditioned for years to believe that there's only one way to be beautiful, and that all goes out the window here just because she sees herself as beautiful and isn't at all shy in presenting herself as an image of beauty. That makes her…

can we also acknowledge how mind blowingly adorable SHE is?

I SHIP IT

Okay, say what you will about her antics, but that girl can definitely sing.

This will be my first Valentine's day in a relationship. I'm beyond excited.

I would watch the shit out of a Chinese rom com about a rental boyfriend falling in love with his client, though.

This November, the night of my college's fall formal, some senior guy at another school came to visit an old high school friend. The high school best friend got food poisoning, and this visiting senior left that guy and his girlfriend and wandered around Sarah Lawrence campus (haha yes SLC does in fact breed Jezebel…

1) Broke students who feel slightly guilty afterwards but literally don't have more change than that in their wallets

I go to Sarah Lawrence and this is basically what our parties look like.

i thought the exact same thing... looked at that pepper and my vag just closed right up.