LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO.

I always imagined Ignatius J. Reilly as the comic book guy from the Simpsons

I think Wesley Snipes is still in prison for tax evasion. He'll probably be in the best shape of his life when he gets out.

Absolutely top notch.

Upon reading the headline, I thought Google was giving users the opportunity to buy back our privacy. Alas

I always assumed sweatpants exist solely for those people who enjoy masturbating in public.

This counts right?

This sort of obnoxious display happens a lot in NYC. One person's problem becomes everyone problem when it results in a public screaming match. Forcing your problems on a complete stranger makes you an asshole (unless that person is a mental health professional). Using the internet to shame people for being…

Can't we both agree to turn on the baby boomers? We can institute some sort of nutrient reclamation program a la Brave New World.

Although the Wicker Man remake was horrendous, it wasn't a complete loss...

These shirts are a great idea. This sort of personal advertisement is way easier than matching faces on the sex ofender registry.

Agreed! Tesla is one of my personal heroes. Out of all the Tesla biographies I've read, "Man Out of Time" is by far the best.

Its like a lawnmower orchestra.

This is the only tool anyone needs on Dionysus Day. Be about it.

Either way, I'm buying one of the cell signal disrupters, even if they are illegal.

Actually three of the Gospels were constructed of stories chosen because of how they would resonate within different cultures at the time. Luke was written for the Greeks, Matthew for the Jews and Mark for the Romans.

Sadly, 20+ respectful people talking quietly on their cellphones in a metal tube will undoubtedly get loud.

It felt like an earthquake from a few blocks away.

"...Laser?"

If you really need a few extra inches you can use an inline GFCI between the cord and receptacle. Ground fault protection is the code requirement for any temporary electrical installation including all applications involving the use of an extension cord.