“No snow” and “no cars” are maybe the two worst arguments for a city’s quality.

For the record when people say “New York Values” they mean white and black and brown people living next door to each other. Gays freely walking the streets and going to bars to enjoy themselves. Muslims, jews, christians, atheists, all shopping, dining, etc together. Everyone living the lives they want without trying…

It’s the genre of secret history, where your stories slot into the gaps of real history. In order for that to work, you have to get the real history correct.

INCORRECT USE OF THE TERM CREEDBOMBING!

It honestly makes me the angriest at the racist and xenophobic assholes who think the unwashed and malevolent masses are trying to take “their” country away. Fuckers, if you want to know what it feels like to have a bunch of violent religious zealots overthrow your country and fundamentally change your way of life,…

One that I’d add to the list: Kings.

Anybody seen this awesomeness going around?

Possibly the most offensive article that Jezebel has ever published.

He has that distinctive John Rocker dumbfuck look going for him.

What the fuck kind of Cobra Kai is that?

And now look back at the top picture.... wait for it.....

Oooh a Nightvale novel? Did not realize that was a thing happening! Can’t wait!

Timing is everything in life. Do this in late October and people cheer, call it festive and ask you to do it again next Halloween.

All my dyslexics live in Texas.

A rumor is circulating that Kraven the Hunter, the comic book villain who is the world’s greatest hunter and declares Spider-Man to be his ultimate prey, is being considered as the lead villain of the reboot.

YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAM MOUTH FINGERS WITH THE TYPING.

The brilliance—or the downfall—of this plan is that it leaves concrete action up to the states. Each state will be able to put together its own plan for cutting emissions which will be approved by the federal government in September of 2016.

“Not much coming through for the OG duck.”