2002. We’ve likely met

I reluctantly did stage crew. Over a decade ago

Yep. I spent a lot of saturdays in the building. Mostly moving cases of booze with a hand truck

Or ranch. I hear its a free-for-all outside the Pizza Belt 

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Look up Kaki King. She's a guitar goddess doing some pretty inventive stuff.

I’ve missed the submission period for this every year which is why I already posted this story to Deadspin. That was my number one story but this is a close second.

I went to a Catholic high school that was founded in the 1840s. There were a few ghost stories that the faculty would tell students about a priest who allegedly hanged himself in the old elevator shaft in the early 1900’s. One priest, Father G., would often allude to his own creepy experiences during off hours, but he…

I would love this. Essentially you would need to make 3 movies. The first would be “The Navison Record”, as a stand alone found footage horror movie. They would essentially be nested sequels for this book about a book about a movie that doesn't exist.

Did they fix the outhouse on Hatchet Island?

Multiple batteries wired in parallel? Also the circut breaker rating is designed to limit current and prevent the conductors from burning up. The National electrical code only allows for an intended circuit load at 80% capacity. At any given time, you’re probably using less than half of your electrical service…

I just bought one of these fucking things to supplement nicotine patches and I swear this article makes lung cancer look so much more appealing.

Or maybe that Coulson is fundamentally different from Nick Fury. Honestly I don't think Coulson would have sunk that boat either.

One time I rode the cyclone, the safety bar unlocked about 3 seconds in. I held on for dear life thinking about how hard I was gonna haunt that fucking thing if I died.

Ambrose Bierce also wrote the short story "The Difficulty of Crossing a Field", which was the inspiration for the hoax surrounding the disappearance of David Lang (my favorite disappearance)

Fremdschämen - Vicarious embarrassment

I would much rather see an adaptation of "The Girl With All The Gifts" or a proper WW Z trilogy.

The new Ramez Naam book entitled "Apex" is set to be released on May 5th 2015.

That cat just wanted it more

For real. I've had two unfortunate incidents. The first left me unconscious for over a minute and in pain for a week. The second resulted in profuse vomiting until my stomach bled.