2002. We’ve likely met

I reluctantly did stage crew. Over a decade ago

Yep. I spent a lot of saturdays in the building. Mostly moving cases of booze with a hand truck

Or ranch. I hear its a free-for-all outside the Pizza Belt 

#NailedIt

Look up Kaki King. She's a guitar goddess doing some pretty inventive stuff.

I’ve missed the submission period for this every year which is why I already posted this story to Deadspin. That was my number one story but this is a close second.

I went to a Catholic high school that was founded in the 1840s. There were a few ghost stories that the faculty would tell students about a priest who allegedly hanged himself in the old elevator shaft in the early 1900’s. One priest, Father G., would often allude to his own creepy experiences during off hours, but he…

I just bought one of these fucking things to supplement nicotine patches and I swear this article makes lung cancer look so much more appealing.

One time I rode the cyclone, the safety bar unlocked about 3 seconds in. I held on for dear life thinking about how hard I was gonna haunt that fucking thing if I died.

Fremdschämen - Vicarious embarrassment

That cat just wanted it more

For real. I've had two unfortunate incidents. The first left me unconscious for over a minute and in pain for a week. The second resulted in profuse vomiting until my stomach bled.

The saddest ice cream man in Queens plays "Send in the Clowns"

After I first moved out of my parents' house, my father would quietly whistle "Cats in the Cradle" every time I saw him. When I called, it would be playing in the background and at some point in the conversation he would quote the song or call me "Little Boy Blue". It started as a joke but it became a little too…

I know a few women who were on his list. I'm not sure of the details, but the police did follow up with them and encouraged them to modify their social media info and contact information.

I remember reading something a few years back about Jimmy Fallon showing up to a random bar in Manhattan and schooling everyone in beer pong while he picked up the tab.

They actually sell their falafel spice mix in the C-Town along with instructions on their website for all of their sauces.

For what it's worth, I'm a journeyman electrician in NYC and I've witnessed some of those Saturday morning home improvement workshops. Some of the instruction they give regarding DIY electrical work will likely result in more than a few electrical fires. Sometimes it's better to call a professional or to seek advice…

I belive he is the same guy who was on Fox News promoting his book about Christianity. He was told by whoever was interviewing him that his points are invalid because he's not Christian. The comment above seems to be referencing that incident.