I hear his next project is a complete reinterpretation of the White Album.

He's such a slippery fucker, the best way to nail him down is with an exhausting series of very short simple questions. Maybe submitted in the form of a scantron.

Might this tie in with a rumor from many months ago concerning Apple's intent to "activate" the edges of the screen for use as buttons?

I vaguely recall reading an article from the NYT Science section, via Gizmodo about fuel shipments being intercepted in Afghanistan. Ultimately these losses cost so much, combined with the high casualty rate amongst military personnel transporting fuel that Gen. Petraeus was calling for photovoltaic alternatives.

His former opponent, who now stands a fair chance of winning his seat in 2012 will undoubtedly stand against women's rights and LGBT rights, workers' rights, and immigrants' rights. So there's that.

That last one sounds like Steve himself.

Why is she waving her pinky in the air? Is that some sort of secret rich person mannerism?

I haven't given up hope that he's throwing a press conference to say "Everyone shut up. You've all seen my dick, but I'm not going anywhere".

I feel he's the perfect candidate to do that, now more than ever. His indiscretions seem pale in comparison to the horrible things most GOP congressmen vote for (or against) proudly and at the behest of their constituents.

However, those "unethical sex-scandal-y Republican politicians" don't resign. They just continue to pass their hypocritical moralist judgments from a seat of power. The GOP's ability to convince the public and themselves that they hold moral and ethical authority is precisely what Rep. Weiner has attacked multiple…

I don't see how that could possibly work in conjunction with my silver fillings.

I thought MKULTRA was the CIA mind control experiments using LSD

I don't necessarily agree with what these people are doing but its a shame none of them seem to have any semblance of a social conscience. I bet they could do a lot of good. Its a lot more effective than voting.

One of the major benefits of joining an organized workforce is the degree of protection that comes along with a collective bargaining agreement. This guy is a fool if he thinks he's going to send his kids to college working at the Genius bar, however he won't have to worry about getting fired when he refuses to work…

Congress shames and embarrasses itself on a regular basis. Its just business as usual.

That woman is way too pale to be Katniss, amirightguys?

Well at least maybe then employees will be able to actually afford iPads and still manage to feed themselves.

Is that what a grown woman would do?

"As Governor I fought the Obama Administration's..."

"Are you a man — a clownish embodiment of dumbass aggression, crude sexuality, and self-aggrandizement"