Whoa. Her actions have consequences!!!

I've been one of his constituents since he replaced Chuck Schumer as a rep. Though I am truly disappointed by his actions, I feel that he is an indespensible voice in a House populated by misogynist lunatics.

In the electrical industry we use the term electrocution to describe

This coming from a group of people who clearly haven't even made it through the introduction

As well as Joshua Jackson, if i'm not mistaken. I am so glad someone else remembers this. There are so many such instances when I feel as if my sleeping mind conjured up false memories of television shows.

My contingency for that is just give up

Call the CDC as well. They can begin to quarantine potential infected even before the outbreak.

I'm pretty sure that the rapture will be in the form of a Zombie Apocalypse.

These authors failed to pick up on what is arguably the most important point. So many people deciding not to apply for a job based on the language in the listing must mean that Americans are no longer desperate, evicted and starving, right ? Thanks gods that whole economic crisis thing is over and done. I'm sure…

I'm surprised by the general sense of approval from commenters thus far. She doesn't seem nearly tan enough to satisfy those upset by the original casting call for a white girl.

I'm also offended by small penises. On an unrelated note, the sky in Texas really does appear fucking huge.

I don't suppose anyone aware of this trap showed up to warn the unsuspecting victims...or maybe alert match.com.

Go for the gold...London 2012

Eventually the internet will become self-aware and shame humanity into subjugation by threatening to reveal decades old instant message logs regarding the series premiere of Dawson's Creek.

Most stylish deathtrap ever.

I checked 6 different record shops in Manhattan, including Generations, St. Marks Sounds, Kim's and Academy to no avail. Has anyone encountered this album yet? Is there any proof it exists?