Wikipedia and Google, whose contents are largely based in reality, are notorious for being what wingnuts refer to as “liberal.”

Do they mean “Kenyan” as in “Swahili”? Because according to good old (FUCKING FREE, EASY TO FIND) Google Translate, black power = nguvu nyeusi.

Adult here. Vastly prefer cake parties.

The Washington Post noted that priests already routinely absolved women of abortions, so the letter represents not so much a change in procedure but a public statement advocating mercy.

I saw a 5 year old waiting for his first day of school, taking ferry across to Auckland from Waiheke, New Zealand... his mother lifted her top and fed him... I am thinking at that age it is more for her than him...

Listen, I’m all about multi-tasking, and I am totally cool with breastfeeding whenever and wherever. But I’m not OK about endangering children. Ever. WTF, lady?

But it comes with the territory when cosplaying as Elizabeth Taylor, doesn’t it?

Ugh I want to hire hot men to makeout with me without my mom calling it ‘illegal’ and ‘shameful’

The way I see it, she gave them a fantastic present, and one that’s not on anyone’s registry. I mean, those two are going to have the BEST CRAZY WEDDING STORY.

It has already been revealed that this was not LiLo, but the actress who played her sister In The Parent Trap.

I was about ten, and my mom’s best friend’s mother died. She was a miserable old bitch, best pictured as a cross between Tony Soprano’s mom and Mrs. Burn’s mom. Just awful and did nothing but spew hatred at everyone.

After being dead for 18 years, my father in law still has a stalker.

This story is one that happened to a friend’s family. My friend’s father is an incredibly well-spoken, intelligent guy, so when his father died, he was chosen to give the eulogy.

Alright, I obviously was not there, but this is one of the best funeral/memorial stories I’ve heard to date:

Like most of my family stories, this one is fucked up. My father died pretty young, after spending about half my life avoiding me because I look and sound too much like my mother, his ex-wife but spent time with my brother. His brothers, my uncles, don’t know me because my hag grandmother declared my brother and I…

Just this summer, my uncle died. His cremated remains were brought from his state of residence to SC for interment. The graveside service, attended only by family, was held in the middle of the day during that godawful heat wave we had. It was 108 degrees. Three generations of my family stood around in our Sunday…

A friend of mine’s Dad did this, too. It’s the most inconsiderate way to take your own life, ever. Who is supposed to clean that mess up? Crime scene clean-up companies charge a lot of money, and their family is not wealthy. I believe that people who go out that way are being hostile to their family members.…

My grandma is a real bitch. Imagine Joan Crawford in Mommy Dearest and throw religion into the mix. That’s my grandma. She never let my mom and aunt have friends over, and any friends they did have, she started really terrible rumors about them. She never came to visit us, didn’t come to my wedding, my cousin’s…

I suspect that I shocked people last week by going full Florida. Never go full Florida.

I was napping my daughter in an empty room before a funeral began, when an older gentleman walked in and said hello. I didn’t know him, and I had a question for the staff, so I said hi and asked if he worked there.