Who the hell put the director of all the disaster porn movies in charge of doing an LGBT film? I can imagine some of these meetings... “This is when the NYPD deploys their surprise weapon at the gay village... The beam from their space ship then blasts through the gay white house while the gay president's husband's…

Well, I also imagine that that side is where most of the weight is. It's center of balance is very much to one side, so it'd natural to hold it there. Though that'd also make it the most likely point of failure with her hand there as well, since it's basically acting as a fulcrum.

It’s not that it couldn’t do it, it’s that western developers found 2D distasteful for a time, basically spanning the start of the 32bit generation through to about 5-8 years ago when ‘retro’ made everyone realize that 2D can be just fine. Japanese devs didn’t seem to feel this way though and they used 2D when they…

It's from an area where everything had to be polygons. Really, the only 2D games are from then are mostly Japanese games. Western developers avoided 2D like the plague. Then 3D got cool again in the late 00s.

Q: Isn’t same-sex marriage inevitable in all 50 states?

To be fair, we jail nonviolent offenders much less in Canada.

He’s the famous athiest scientist who came up with the concept of ‘Memetics’. (Not to be confused with internet memes. :P)

As far as we here in the capitol are concerned, it is a wasteland between Ontario and British Columbia. ...Or I fucked that up... ...No, let’s go with the wasteland thing.

Look at the photo they linked from Facebook of the event. They are ALL wearing orange and reflective strips. It was a frosh event, so I suspect it was some sorta weird ‘theme’ for the event.

No, we totally have underage asshats drinking and ruining shit. These kids are just like... ABNORMAL.

You have to understand, we can’t afford to have a bunch of undocumented Americans filling our public schools and emergency rooms!

We save a LOT of money by letting you Americans think it’s the other way around. :)

From my ivory tower here in Toronto, I had not realized that everyone in Alberta is a construction worker, even the minors. What interesting ways those backwards Alberta people have.... Or as we like to call them, ‘District 13ers’.

Look, I get it, the kid didn’t ‘invent’ anything, he built it from kit pieces and Richard Dawkins is REALLY pissed off about it for some reason. ...But couldn’t any educational electronic clock kit reasonably ALSO feature count down and even stop watch functions?

That’s... Very... Literal. o.o Will their next series be a comedy called ‘Situation’? o.o

Huh. I thought ‘Serial’ was about serial killers. o.o

...Go bother that 'dungeon' across the street instead, the one that says 'Museum of Natural History' over the door, they have uhh... Dragon bones.

You set fire to the Children's Discovery Area!

They were historical artifacts! Didn't you see 'Museum Of Civilization' at the front door!?

YOU! You're that thug who smashed my pots! D: