As a monster, I must say I am deeply offended by the tone of this article.

Faux leather for a faux computer...how...fauxbulous!

I'm willing to bet that the majority of people who can afford a Volvo use an iPhone.

Can't wait to get those hot Apple Maps as my default car navigation - said no one ever.

As an actual Norwegian I am providing an actual translation: "Norefjell (Nore-mountain) 2014-01-05. A quiet skitrip, suddenly something happens 50 meters off-track. A 132 kV power line, belonging to EB-nett (a norwegian power company). The short lasted at least 5 minutes"

Argh! I just spent 5 minutes wondering what a Space tire was.

I look at inaccurate predictions all the time. Sometimes it's fun to look at some of the things people got (more or less) right.

I heard it's not about the volume, it's how you use the mass.

She told me it was, but in your defense I've never, and don't want to see it.

I see what you did there, but I won't fawn all over your clever comment.

Coming to America?

Fixed that for ya.

Can... Can I fuck it?

...I know I would...

That was cool, but as far as insane urban cycling goes, I think this takes the cake:

I must be part Kangaroo. These pictures made my testicles get sucked up into my body.

Okay, that is cool.

What? No EPCOT?

Wait. Does that mean that the Force works at lightspeed? If it works faster, or instantaneous, you would have felt it 11.5 million years ago.