And I’m getting one for free because I’m a Kickstarter backer!

I’m sorry but you sound cool as fuck!

HAHAHAHHA! You funny guy you!

eh?

eh?

Look guys. It's Bruce Ali!

I love Tesla and I wish I could afford one of their cars(I own a Nissan Leaf for now) but they really have to do something about their design department, like move it to Italy. The backside looks okay but the front looks like Korean cars from 10-20 years ago.

Fuck me, I just gave up on humanity.

Sucking batteries doesn't sound very healthy :P

At least you can claim to be a mediocre programmer. I'm just mediocre.

What you say?

And it's thinner so it's more sensitive and has better light penetration.

Alice's brother

End up like Gaddafi in Libya? You mean being brutally murdered by hired thugs to prevent him from getting a trial in court for war crimes?

Ugly Ugly Ugly

Which one would MacGyver have around his neck?

I'm guessing you don't own an iPhone.....?

Red Neck Microwave!

Honestly, what exactly was it that you were expecting from SIRI? Casual chatting? Doing your laundry? Kinky talk? Play chess with you? Opening your pod bay doors?

Disappointing isn't it? It's almost impossible to find a single article without multiple spelling or grammatical errors.

Insurgents? What insurgents are you talking about?