Can someone please let her know that I found her mom?

What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Luke warm.

I have a friend who also found peace by this plant after a couple of tours in Iraq. His story sounds very familiar to yours. Good day!

This is awesome on its own, and also very similar to the plot of one of the Final Fantasy games, which is also awesome.

Well I think that sounds lovely. Glad to hear it worked for you.

Wuuuuuuuuut thaa

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I’ll give you an implant Biyatch!!!

There. Fixed it for you:

Looks that way.....

dark-o’clock in the morning

Heavies close to light aircraft is often something that gets debated on both sides of the argument. Whilst I know this article is about a promo shoot, some people may be interested in this story.

Little known secret: JOH4WK talks like Yoda in real life.

If it’s a way to secretly call the cops, its a shitty one. After you issue the command, Siri comes back and says “Calling Emergency Services...”

We hate you now.

This article is so DUMB DUMB DUMB, DUMB DI DUMB, DUMB DI DUMB. DUMB DUMB DUMB, DUMB DI DUMB, DUMB DI DUMB. DUUUMB DA DI DA DUMB DUMB DI DA DUMB.

In the summer you can see methane bubbling up in the lakes and ponds all over the Arctic. The more the Tundra melts, the worse it gets.

Fuck Barilla. Because Guido Barilla. I'm not even kidding in the slightest. I love their pasta and sauce. I love their lunch packs. But I will not buy another product from them until that piece of shit bigot is gone and every last one of his company stocks is out of his vile hands. I'm sick and tired of assholes like…