Alright if you really want the story.

Our Nina Simone statue. It's weird that our town commissioned this thing because she hated Tryon and everyone in it because of some racist bullshit.

No, passengers care about the cheapest ticket.

And then the 80s came along with Reagan and everything got fucked.

Now they're going to ban tape.

This reminds me of that time when Clint Eastwood was talking to a chair.

He should start an online petition.

Nope: you will eat 25% more. ;)

This is confusing the fook outa me.

Can't imagine the joy she must have felt when she discovered this treatment for her condition, after all those years. So glad we have progressive states like California (and others) that allow her to legally use this medication.

I wouldn't even do that forwards.

Natural selection imminent.

pffft. He'll get my attention when he repeats this stunt while drawing Morgan Freemans' portrait on an iPad.

It's not like it's dangerous with an unloaded gun with an open chamber. 12 VDC at the amperage cars use is generally pretty safe to handle. All in all I wouldn't say they're idiots at all. They got the car started. MacGyver would be proud.

Try reading a thousand page paperback in bed and not get wrist-strain, or a four-hundred page hardback. Try reading in bed without the bed light either being too bright, too dim, or casting a shadow on the page.

So, where's Sandra Bullock on this chart?

Sounds like you need helicopter cat: