Absolutely every human alive deserves the same treatment.

You gotta catch me first!

You mean like this one I took 2 years ago?

Yeah I watched it, and now I can't find my penis anymore!

I bet your mum looks like a moose.

That looks more like a Moose to me.

Go occupy your mum.

Devil's tower? Why call it by the hideous name given it by paranoid and ignorant settlers?

Yeah and apparently it ended in 2007.

They'll never really master this shit, will they?

Avi suggests wireless and something that goes through the air like bluetooth signals. It is linked to the Latin word for bird. Ever heard of bird Aviaries?

I'd give them a couple of years at most. Now that Microsoft's in control, it won't be long until they fuck up, close shop and move on to another "bright idea".

True. Recognisable as shite.

I'll get the popcorn!

Offshore workers have the highest divorce rate in Norway due to their time away from their families, even though most of us have 4 weeks home for every 2 weeks we spend offshore. Only two years ago, I missed my tenth wedding anniversary and my wife's 30th birthday. Not to mention all my kid's birthdays, new years and…

The living quarters have fast wifi with no limitations. We'd go crazy out there with no Netflix.

That's not a platform...

HOLY MOSES!!!!

Well masturbate is what you do and often too. Come back when you've been with a real woman and come to understand the complexities of what a woman is and why they deserve respect.

Well just add it in your wank bank and pull away.