Fuck me, I just gave up on humanity.

Sucking batteries doesn't sound very healthy :P

At least you can claim to be a mediocre programmer. I'm just mediocre.

What you say?

And it's thinner so it's more sensitive and has better light penetration.

Alice's brother

End up like Gaddafi in Libya? You mean being brutally murdered by hired thugs to prevent him from getting a trial in court for war crimes?

Ugly Ugly Ugly

Which one would MacGyver have around his neck?

I'm guessing you don't own an iPhone.....?

Red Neck Microwave!

Honestly, what exactly was it that you were expecting from SIRI? Casual chatting? Doing your laundry? Kinky talk? Play chess with you? Opening your pod bay doors?

Disappointing isn't it? It's almost impossible to find a single article without multiple spelling or grammatical errors.

Insurgents? What insurgents are you talking about?

Damn it! Why the heck did that make me cry?

My Iphone4 died the same day one of my idols died.

This thing's gonna lose some of it's cuteness and gain some more creepiness as soon as you shove something into it.

I am so disappoint about your disappoint.

I have an iPad2 and I love it but I can see how the kindle Fire will have an effect on the iPad market. Not everyone wants a 10 inch tablet and all the fancy stuff that come with it. This is definitely the only tablet I would consider buying instead of or in addition to the iPad.

How much Norris would Chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris would Chuck Norris?