*tamping blasting powder

I don't get why everyone's so up in arms over Tony's bracelets. In the movie, I mean. Yes, I know they're pseudoscience bullshit hokum, but they never actually bring them up in the movie. He just slips them on and the new suit uses them as targets. If there wasn't an ad campaign, you'd have no idea what they were.

Where are his eyebrows?

This actually has a toe in something that almost happened. Once upon a time, a Darren Aronofsky/Frank Miller Batman: Year One almost got made. In it, newly orphaned Bruce Wayne is taken in by 'Big Al', a mechanic. He grows to fight street-level crime as Batman, complete with cobbled together gear and a souped up…

He's also got a podcast on the Nerdist network! [www.nerdist.com]

I've said it before and I'll say it again; Hellboy the movie has very little in common with Hellboy the comic. In the comics, the supernatural is much more natural. Like in Lovecraft where it seems everyone and their mother has at leased leafed through the Necronomicon, hauntings and Elder Things seem much more…

DEATH! DELICIOUS, STRAWBERRY FLAVORED DEATH!

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IT'S MORPHI—- ... um, I'm allergic to shellfish.

HOW?

You win. Forever and always.

Just what I was thinking.

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I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW IT!

Is that Marc Maron in the center of the cover?

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- Yeah, Ra's never trained Bruce! Stop messing with the continuity! Further, they went to see The Mark of Zorro, not Die Fledermaus! And it takes place in the 1940's! And where's his gun?

Man, Tyvokka must have smelled like burnt hair ALL THE TIME.

When you say 'topping'...

Thanks, JJ!