Are you sure they're not just dying from fright?

Actually, I think that's the prongs from the front of the portal gun. Scarier? Yes.

Next time I have to Bourne my way out of an apartment, it'll be wine in the microwave.

Oh, Gavin...

Such as your mom. OH, BURN!

Wait a second... if Orkans age backwards.....

How is she operating that phone with those gloves on?

Okay, NOW I have to watch it.

I... I can't stop laughing... help...

SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A TYPEWRITER AND A PUBLISHING DEAL.

To speak to how good these are, I desperately want to know the conversation going on with the droids pic. The expressions are just perfect.

I want to marry them all and be happy ever after.

No hover-hands there!

Are you trying to tell me that something that big isn't going to be generating at least a little body heat?

Beyond Spider-Man, I'm confused by a lot of what's going on. I kind of get the whole "If he were a real person,little bullied genius Reed Richards would have gone crazy with power pretty quick" part, but the 'Two Cities' thing I'm walking in on just confuses me.

Apparently it'd be just about as effective. [io9.com]

Cap would want a good American beer and Black Widow would prefer vodka, I'd assume.

Not to me. EspeEspecially the Ultimates/Avengers. Thumbing through some of them, it was like 'oh, that bit in Ultimate Origins where the creation of the Hulk was a complete accident? Well, actually, Banner's mentor made himself a better, stable Hulk earlier. And the origin of U. Iron Man series? Never happened. Was a…