Till all are swole.

Stomach crunches are the right of all sentient beings.

No one has more abs than Prime, no one...

Another point in the proto-humans' favor is they contributed to one of the best Transformers episodes ever.

This is too real..

I was in kindergarten when this came out and didn't know why these three women made me feel funny in my pants.

I've often found that the best way to get out of a speeding ticket is to just drive the speed limit. I'm one of approximately one people in Florida who adopts this policy.

Are you kidding? I got paid to make fun of Frank Miller. My job is AWESOME.

Adamantium tongue. In my head, he sounds like Fire Marshall Bill.