Because I have to.

Too long; read it anyway

A) You beat me to it.

In anger, these mean words you have flung.

Let's be best friends forever.

Well, first you need teenagers with attitude.

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All I need to know about my place in the Universe.

Cardbo!

1. Start your own insurance company

WARREN ELLIS WAS RIGHT

These shirts were actually made and sold for a short period. One of my favorite articles of clothing.

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Matricide? Is that like Death Bed: the Bed that Eats?

I think you mean "What the Space Christ?" face.

Hail to the chief, baby.

Oh my, is it bismuth o'clock already? I've got to get going!

Beat me to it...

"Hey, look over there! It's Carl!"

A handy mnemonic, "you can't spell 'assassin' without two asses."