If any of you have Half-Life 2 and want a real cool, scary mod, try Nightmare House 2. It does some incredibly spooky stuff.

Also.

Ma!

The worst part is, it's only half a reboot. It's like all the Superman stories are brand new, but most of the Batman books still carry over from before the 52, just with cosmetic changes.

Why does Batman's torso look like a Tiffany lampshade? Is that supposed to be how armor works now? If it doesn't pinch in a million places when you reach for your boots, you're not protected?

Is it wrong to hope that "In the immortal words of..." becomes a meme, now?

Namor would work better for Captain America 2. They could do an Invaders team-up! They already have Cap and the Human Torch!

And, as you can see, if you're wrong on the internet, there WILL be people to correct you. At least ten and all saying the exact same thing.

I listen to the soundtracks regularly, but it's been so long since I've watched Bebop that I'd forgotten what the music was like in context. I was actually getting something of a Baccano vibe from it.

Well, their concentration is the only thing keeping the lines wrapped around her hair, I'd think. Knock him out, he stops bending. He stops bending, her hair goes free.

WHY?

Two completely unrelated friends on Facebook have independently decided to watch this movie within 23 hours of one another. Now this.

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Still the best yo momma joke, though...

Hold down the button a bit.

But if it exploded from the center, wouldn't a portion be sent flying back from the direction it came at a reduced speed, other bits flying off to all sides and what is left still going forward, while accelerated, spread further apart the farther it goes?

"The notion of transwarp beaming is like trying to hit a bullet with a smaller bullet whilst wearing a blindfold, riding a horse!"

I've had the idea for a while now of timed, detonating bullets for space warfare. They either hit their target and explode or go some distance and pop.

One of the most devastating weapons you could bring: two bears.

Too bad Jae Lee couldn't have been in on this. His stuff from Transformers/G.I. Joe (not to be confused with G.I. Joe/Transformers, which was completely different) was just dripping with shadows and rust and dangling wires.