Beat me to Shockwave, but...

Are you suggesting we have sex with the chimps?

I'm sure there are villages in Africa that would rather just eat the protein cartridge than wait for it to print out some filet mingon.

I guess putting nipples on the batsuit goes back further than Schumacher...

Is this a DVD, television or webcast (or some combination) release?

I read all ten volumes of Living Game (scanlated, of course, since it hasn't been brought over, though I would buy it in a heartbeat if it were) on my original Droid. Surprisingly good resolution, that phone. Zoomed in, it fit about a panel at a time, so it wasn't too bad.

One of the things that would help my local book store is more vol. 1s. There are so many series that sit there on the shelf for months with just vol. 2, 3, 5, 8... There's almost no way for a kid to get into a series if they can't get the first piece of it.

I think they brought that in soon after canceling The Adventures of Pickman and Pickman.

And before Cthulhu Explains it All.

What was the name of that old Nick summer camp show? Salute Your Shoggoths?

Some people would have a different reaction to that.

"hot Asian ninja chick" ... you could drop any one word from that and it would have the same meaning.

Jumping spiders are just the cutest damned things, aren't they?

This was my style (Not me, either)

Creating false memories? Oh, balderdash. Now, I want you to look right here for a second...

I've got a version of that on a shirt. Wore it so much, most of the text has faded off.

If by 'dumbest' you mean 'most awesomest', I agree. Look at that! THWIP! BAM! KRAKABOOM!

Spider-Thor, Spider-Thor. Scores however a spider scores? Swings his hammer, swings it high. Lets it loose into the sky. WATCH OUT! Here comes the Spider-Thor!

I think a volume is divided up by "We need more money. Print a new number 1!"

What, you want MORE crazy football people?