Who says she is my role model?

She can strip. She can rap. She can see through bullshit.

Being happy for other people’s good fortunes means you’re a good person! Enjoy!

Actually, Black people were told to make their own and then when it happens there are complaints as though there are such a plethora of Black movies around. But don’t let that get in the way of you shitting on the very comments section you’re commenting in.

Oh, that sucks that SJP had to put up with that. I’ve heard varying stories about her, but the one time... well actually she bumped into me, she was very sweet and hilarious. I was waiting to check into the Plaza and I had several hours to kill until my room would be ready so I grabbed my book and headed down to the…

I shared this one in the party pissing contest, but it is more celebrity than party so I’ll repost here:

Well aren’t you a fun, “cool girl” and not at all weirdly judgmental about a common event that plenty of women who are getting married have.

I got in an elevator with 50Cent and he asked me if I had a case of the Monday’s.

I went to some sort of Solange Knowles event (possibly her birthday?) at the Boom Boom room in 2012. At this party, I bumped into a man and spilled some of my drink on his velvet jacket. I looked up and it was Will.i.am. I power-walked to the next room and hid for a bit. The BIG MOMENT came as we were walking out and…

How about we not tell people how to live their lives?

In the states, most stores put up their holiday decorations immediately after Halloween (many even do so before). Some people do as well, but it’s mostly the stores trying to prime us for holiday shopping.

Sooo, just how gorgeous and witty are you that this turned out in your favor?

Not to be harsh, but Date Dude had awful taste and no self respect too, so it wasn’t just you.

Dude kept negging me. Finally he said my freckles were “nature’s crude stippling” - when I laughed and kindly told him to fuck right off and started to leave, he dropped the haughty demeanor and begged me to stay on the date. Gross.

I’m OCD so please let me come over and straighten out that squished tube for you.

what you choose to wear is changeable. In fact you usually change your clothes every day. If we were commenting on how her body looks in those clothes and if she should or should not be able to wear it or judging her femininity or lack therof, then that would be “judging her on her appearance.” But I bet you knew that…

Had to read twice. First time through, I thought those were real drug names.

Hard to say. Serena maybe. Or Jackie Joyner-Kerse.

This is an outrageously bad take.

2 years ago in Detroit I saw her live. it wasn’t like publicized as much as it should have been and I only came upon it because we were downtown for Pride, got bored and looked for something else to do. She was just singing in a parking lot, and after years of hearing all her varying demands for temp control in…