Kim Fields giving us Velvet Rope Janet

I lived abroad for a short time about twenty years ago. I taught English at an international preschool and the first day was always insane. I had students from Japan, Taiwan, Mexico, Russia, Egypt, Canada, Spain and the US. None of them spoke English (besides the Canadians and Americans) and their ages ranged from…

My savage-ass play niece (best friend’s daughter) dropped her parents’ hands, ran into the preschool, started playing with whatever, and turned around and looked at her parents and said “You can go now.” My friend went back to the car and cried; her husband was like “Well, OK then.” I won’t lie: I fell out when she…

After watching his 3 older sisters go to school, my son was READY to start. Went to the open house so he knew where his class was. Next week we pulled up to the school.

I don’t even have kids yet and this gives me anxiety. Potentially awful kids/bullying, potentially awful teachers/faculty/admins, potentially awful other parents, school shootings...

yeah, he kind of won, the score is tallied.

JARED!!!

I don’t know either of these people, but I think they’re both beautiful and cool-looking. 

Future is a slut-shaming drug addict who can barely be bothered to father his child. I get that he’s hot, but what’s fun about him?

He’s a handsome, wealthy, elite professional athlete. I wish I was that uncool.

This, plus he’s married to Ciara. He can’t be that uncool. 

Wilson is corny as hell, but it seems to be an honest corny and not a put-on so why not leave the nerd alone? 

I am going to miss Lawrence because, damn, I love him.

I researched my ancestry recently and learned that I come from a slave owner who fell in love with and married a slave. I had to process that revelation over time. I questioned what it meant and tried to put it into perspective.

I don’t think it has to make sense to you.  It is about integrating and processing her family story.

????????????????????????? There are millions of people living with a mental disorder. It doesn’t excuse her being a fucking bitch. 🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️

This is the only truth on the internet today. Since yall’s lil president came into office I have to admit I like to throw in extra for black women in the service industry. I don’t know what this fool gonna do.

What an awesome analogy 

Whitney’s voice was clear and pure like a silver bell, not like a person. Aretha is very talented, very skilled, very powerful but human. It’s like comparing the perfect milkshake and the cleanest glass of water ever. 

Also, the boss sounds kind of rude. How about, “I need your help at noon on Friday, are you available?”