At what age do we stop calling out 4:20. I get it, you smoke. It's cool, it's cool. But seriously at this point does anyone over the age of 15 GAF about it?

I agree. Because parental rights are constitutional in nature, there are 3 ways it can go. Either it is contested, and there is a trial, with appointed counsel if the person is impoverished (at least here in DC), or uncontested, and there would have to be paperwork meeting the statute's requirements (a text message…

Well, the British Gilmour is cool, but we don't need no education from the Canadian one.

My doorman will still side eye me if I buy any of this stuff, though.

This guy is a fraud. He definitely has not read enough literature to be teaching. If he's actually read Proust (which I doubt), then he obviously didn't understand what he read. And if he thinks teaching literature is about talking at students the way you would a camera and telling them which writers to like (as…

"Both dresses are ugly."

And also this is like the third "no no really we invited a literal metric ton of women but they were all totally busy!" story this week alone. I'm over it! Name some names or shut the fuck up. "We tried" is the new "I have black friends."

But, but, that kind of accountability takes more than a tweet!

Prediction: after eating sandwich #298, Eric tells Stephanie that it's not working, and he wants to see other people. "Other people" turns out to be a 23-year-old Trustafarian conceptual artist who doesn't cook.

“You women read all these magazines to get advice on how to keep a man, and it’s so easy,” he says. “We’re not complex. Just do something nice for us. Like make a sandwich.”

It's me, clicking obsessively over and over to confirm he isn't taken. HE MUST BE MINE.

I would not date him in a box, I would not date him as a fox.

Black women: This is one less dumbass man we have to deal with! He's doing us a HUGE favor! *victory dance*

I kind of want to go back in time and do this to my first serious boyfriend. Not because I'm still bitter, but because it would have made me feel great at the time. Plus, he's the only person I ever kept EVERYTHING from. At the time, I probably would have even remembered what panties I was wearing when we first fooled…

I left him all the cd's, hundreds of them, but not before I took every single one of them out of their cases, mixed them up, and put them back in random cases. If I'm feeling low I can still get a chuckle out of imagining him looking for his Nirvana cd and realizing he has to re-case all of them.

I worked in an office frequented by a semi-famous businessman (semi-famous enough to have his own Wikipedia page, anyway. He really thought he was something special.) He had several ex-wives and contentious relationships with all of them, and they joined together to torment him in the way that would offend him the…

I Know a guy whose ex fiancé took the lids to everything in the house when he kicked her out. The lids to the pots and pans. The lids to every storage container. The toilet lid. Just the lids. I love it, the girl must have been a real winner.

This is so precisely a proportionate response for a shitty breakup. Not too over-the-line, not too obsessive, not too life-ruiningly cruel: just perfect.

I agree. My background means I approach this case with much more of a family court perspective than an ICWA perspective (something I have complicated feelings about, but there it is), and my experiences there have really hardened my heart against parents who feel no sense of responsibility - particularly financial…