Um...I've heard it from...

He was actually.

You and your friends may do one thing.

And he will never, ever be criticized for it.

Okay I don't understand this. A woman continually rejects this guy and yet he just won't stop pursuing her.

I watched the first two episodes of this show, and that main character (Ted?) was so whiny and desperate, I couldn't take it any longer.

Is this really groundbreaking though?

Fair point then.

Because then why even have a model?

I guess I take one look at her neck and I already know that's an unnatural, unrealistic angle unless she has a flamingo in her family.

I'm not trying to be a jerk here, but don't most people understand that a majority of advertising is PhotoShopped?

She does crazy so well.

Do people ever talk to him?

I only clicked on this article for the video. That's all.

Is this your aunt by any chance?

I'm only liking this because of your phat rhyming skillz.

You're missing the point.

True. This is also a guy who, when he moved into his new condo, told all of his neighbors to move to the suburbs if they didn't want to listen to his loud parties at 3 AM.

He sounds more jealous than critical. Was he employed?

And I should have clarified a bit about the girl in my office. She'll do it no matter what else she has going on. And when we have a culinary contest (don't ask), I want nothing to do with it. She'll do it no questions asked as she does with everything else.