Complaining about the young child in the restaurant is probably out.

That's just it: on American Airlines, you don't have to fuck yourself, because a fucker will be provided for you. That's customer service.

To be fair, she was out of the house, dressed in clothing, and didn't have her father or brother by her side. She was lucky he didn't just rape her then and there.

If the subject is how women should behave, the answer is that they should behave with as little class, intelligence and self-restraint as possible. If they want to get on TV, that is.

I believe I've read Julia Louis-Dreyfus talk about the all the non-eating and working out she has to do to keep her tiny figure so, there's another one!

Thirded. This would be hilarious if it was the same guy.

Thank you for bringing up the subject of women who just loooove to do everything for their man at first and who are then not happy when the man expects that to continue forever. I've seen this over and over with people in my life.

My mom fed me gasoline, and I turned out fine.

Just yell, "IT'S A TUMOR, OK????"

A pregnant woman must seem like public property to some people. They touch your belly when you start to show, which instantly becomes okay because there is a baby in there; they try to guilt you into allowing everybody access to the delivery room, because they should be able to take part in the new addition to the…

Thank you for the biology lesson, AIR CONDITIONING REPAIR MAN! You mean milk comes out of breasts?! I had never ever heard that before and shall immediately push my tit into this baby's mouth!

Oh hey great! So you have that to look forward to at work now, which sounds like a lot of fun! The fun part is in the sneaking around trying to avoid her like you are a cool secret agent in enemy territory, not in the listening to her preach the sermon of breast is best. That part sounds so very dull and will give you…

I would tell her I am knocked up and eat terrible things, and smoke, and post pictures of me drinking. Nosy people are to be messed with.

You must just be ignorant! LET ME EDUCATE YOUUUUUU!

It's a bit weird that the author thinks an 11 year-old shouldn't be unsupervised at a playground. I was unsupervised at the playground by about age five and a latch-key kid at 11. If your 11 year-old can't handle being on his own for a few hours, it's because he has incredibly overprotective helicopter parents, or…

I have 2 cats I saved and on Fathers Day 2 years ago my sister says Happy Fathers Day and I'm like for what she says your pets are your kids then I yell ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Want men's studies? Open a history book, watch the news, listen to a Congressional proceeding, read the newspaper, open your eyes...

"The Incredibly Shrinking Kardashians"

Here is something from the mens studies section.

I think doctors get tired of ragging on people, like anyone else. with obesity and the habits that often cause it come risks... not always. some people carry significant weight without ever suffering from diabetes, heart disease, etc. on the same token some people smoke without ever getting lung cancer. so as a…