So, um, how did she get found out?

If that was a joke, then where was the humor?

I was part of an internet community where a girl repeatedly hinted around that she was going to commit suicide. Well another individual called the local police on her, and yes law enforcement showed up at her house. (They were friends so he had her contact info.)

Uh...major FAIL there on that explanation.

My parents USED to back me up on my desire to not date certain dudes. But the more older and unmarried I got, the more they lowered their standards. I told my parents about how one guy was a jerk to me, another stood me up, and another was condescending. My mom said, "You're being too picky and judgmental! How…

I understand why dudes would make nice with a lady's father back in the day. Her father's approval was required for any sort of commitment.

Your last line — I said it pretty much verbatim to a couple of guys I dated. Both of them (who claimed they had social anxiety) said some pretty nasty stuff to me on separate occasions — criticism of my weight, appearance, and education (or lack thereof). And this stuff wasn't in a fight; it was in normal…

Don't leave us hanging! What's the rest of the story?!?!?

I don't think this is so much of a Crap Email as someone who has very deep, un-addressed psychological issues. He need copious amounts of help.

He told me that all the NY Times statistics I cited were "myths."

Immigrants have a tough time with this. If you listened to my dad, you'd think I'd dropped out of high school, run off to Vegas, and engaged in a life of crime. But no. I have my dream job that I worked very hard to get; I make decent money; and I haven't been financially dependent on my parents in years.

Hmm...okay that's a little different given that antiques are a different beast.

Yikes.

I know what you mean. When I was single and she got married, all I could think of was...WTF? She is crazy and harping at him ALL THE TIME and yet she got married?

It's a bit infantilizing to suggest that consumers don't understand that advertising isn't real.

Yeah I used to feel sorry for her husband (who is pretty laid back and chill), but then I realized that he made the choice to marry her so...eh.

A former (and you'll see why) friend of mine graduated from bridezilla to momzilla. In order to visit her baby, you had to have written permission from your doctor that you'd had all your shots. She wasn't going to risk her child's life on your word! And you had to email her a minimum of two weeks in advance to set…

At a previous job, we were hiring for an entry-level position. Board members recommended candidates that we had to interview...or at least I felt that obligation to do so.

You're missing a major point here.