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Huh, ok. I don’t see this being much good beyond the early nostalgia factor. It probably doesn’t matter, as these are undoubtedly the cheapest thing to make, and selling even a small number is likely to turn a profit.

Wow, I’m surprised that somebody other than myself has been doing the same thing for so long.

Nothing says “Complete Edition” quite like an incomplete edition.

Undertale. I held out on the game for a very long time before I actually played it, and it destroyed me emotionally when I finally did. I can never play the game again, because all the emotional turns will not feel like true development so much as flipping through a diary and remembering when I had those feelings. I

You mean “as poorly”.

I loved Alien Hominid back in the day. I’m a little concerned about the implications of the word (invasion) and the massive tidal wave of aliens running across the screen, though. I hope they aren’t going with a wave-based, tower defense, or massively multiplayer twist. I don’t care for those, and I just want a Metal

I don’t approve of that last sentence.

I’m actually on board with that. It’s mostly true that the only reason we aren’t getting 1080p 60 FPS is because it all has to function as a handheld. Even when overclocked, the Switch fails to be able to pull this off in most titles simply because the hardware isn’t powerful enough.

It went perfectly fine! Couldn’t have been smoother!

I was once in two separate voice chats between two different groups of friends. I had different push to talk keys bound for each chat program, but I mixed them up and exclaimed “I wish I were gay, it would be easier to explain to my family” into the wrong end. It was definitely harder to explain than being gay, I’ll

Not sure you can really break it down into levels so cleanly, but I replay A Link to the Past almost every year since I was 15. I don’t tend to replay most games after finishing them, so that’s really significant. The only games that have gotten that kind of action are Half Life 1 and 2, Celeste, Doom, Doom (2016),

Ugh, why is this so upsetting?

Maybe you’re right to be skeptical of my skepticism, but the Metro games are in the same league as Crysis in that they push hardware pretty hard. Maybe the game’s lowest (or beyond lowest) settings aren’t so difficult. I’m less aware of that, since few people are pushing the low end of games. Maybe Low Spec Gamer has

We’re getting closer to this just being a Fire Emblem fighting game with guest characters from other franchises.

I’ll believe it when I see it. I mean, I’ve been surprised in the past with all sorts of miracle ports. From Doom to Wolfenstein, from Warframe to The Witcher, the Switch keeps seeing games being ported over that have no right to exist on the hardware. It’s certainly impressive, but I keep expecting them to run like

I just move “adult” to the end. Cartoons “for adults”. Or just go full comic book/graphic novel and call it an animated film/series. Maybe use the genre instead, like “animated drama”, or something similar.

“Their”

Thank you for introducing this to me.

Stop, you’re hurting my heart because I know it’s not real.