False. This is clearly the work of someone else entirely.

Step 1: Release VR headset at an exorbitant asking price.

So let me get this straight: they just had Hogwarts Legacy, a best-selling game of 2023 that’s single-player with no microtransactions and no live-service component to it, and Suicide Squad which is a GaaS disaster (in a successful Arkham series that was single-player up to this point) that went as low as 250 players…

it’s worse than that. it’s a live service game with a story that explains canonically why you’re doing live service stuff.

It’s no longer about giving us quality games. It’s about turning console games into app games with in game purchases. Look, I’m not a competitive gamer. I don’t play Fortnite, Apex and COD players to prove I’m the best player. At that point it becomes a sport. I hate sports! I like to go on single player action/adventu…

Oh good, so not only did they learn the opposite of what Suicide Squad’s failure should have taught them, they’ve also decided to only milk four franchises from now on.

They already did the version on the DS with additional post-game content and bosses, I don’t remember all the specifics though.

Like many, I loved this game and FF7 as a kid. I hate what was done with FF7 - splitting the game into three parts and changing the game mechanics. Not to mention taking so long to release the game - it will take over a decade for the game to come out in its entirety from initial announcement.

Kotaku has a bit of a history of not sourcing real creators for many things in entertainment so I am not surprised hopefully it gets corrected

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I can’t think war is terrible if I enjoy playing shooters?

Oh come now, they didn’t “lose.” A Trump appointed judge dismissed the case, which Disney would have anticipated and which they will have a response for, and the case will continue. A case being dismissed due to a lack of standing means that it wasn’t even considered on its merits, so Disney in no way “lost.” The…

What are you on about? No source?

Fried chicken and watermelon are very well-known racist stereotypes. Like...some of the most well-known negative stereotypes about African Americans dating back to the Civil War. You not being aware of it doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be moderated. Some imagery could be questionable, but the specific examples you’ve cited…

Copyright is automatically granted for creative works and, for companies, lasts for 95 years.

Did... did this “article” time travel from 2002?

Well, I guess it’s true that an old newspaper is still new if you haven’t read it....

Then maybe the show shouldn’t focus on Master Chief but the people around him and the grander mission and politics.

Maybe new Kotaku staff did not know, but old Kotaku staff were aware:

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