All I have to say is that if someone bring in a variety pack of chips to work, the Cool Ranch are always the first to go.

That’s not a glitch, it’s a feature.

Thanks, I hate it.

I suppose I should consider myself lucky. I use my launch Switch on a daily basis, and I haven’t had any issues with drifting, or any other problems, really.

It’s largely tongue-in-cheek stuff with a little bit of meme-humor. It’s very goofy, and if you can’t handle humor (some of which fails to land) in your games, it might not be for you.

This must be the point where I realize that I’m an old man, because I no longer understand the world in which I live.

Huh. The character designs seem to have successfully made the transition without turning into dogshit. Ok, you have my attention.

...Nah, I just want my ‘Mons all in one place. I don’t care that it’s the same game for the hundredth time. I’m not boycotting the game or anything, but it’s certainly disappointing.

Ah, the ancient and noble samurai. Once defenders of their respective masters, now pretty great at party tricks.

So, like, “exploration action platformer”? What a mouthful. Metroid/Castlevania games are so well known in the gaming circle that just saying the name of the series is enough to tell you what a game in the genre is, not unlike roguelikes, which take their name from the game Rogue. I don’t think any effort to change…

The crowd was absolutely bonkers at the end. It was insane. When the tracker hit 2.9 mil, the last 100k countdown was just an ever-building hype machine.

I’ve always felt that Zelda II was a good idea, but it was just a little too early of an attempt. If the game came out on the SNES, it would have benefited so much from just that bit of technology improvement. A map system for the temples, more buttons for the inputs, more sprites and more interesting AI, and so much…

Just finished watching the SGDQ run of Zombies Ate My Neighbors, and I was just thinking that game needs a remake.

I don’t want a game that’s aged like wine to be remade. Those games are still perfectly playable. What I want remade are games that have critical flaws or clunky controls. Let’s see a remake of Simon’s Quest, or a new take on Zelda 2. I also fully support remaking classics that just aren’t around for new players to…

Do ports count? If so, I think the GBA port of A Link to the Past (or the more recent 3DS port) counts as my favorite portable game. If only original titles count, then it might be Tetris DS.

I think I’ll chime in on this conversation and suggest that weapons shouldn’t break, but should lose effectiveness. If you stick to one sword the whole time, it might go from hitting for 20 damage to hitting for 12 to hitting for 2 if you never mix things up. I like that the system is encouraging using new items…

Oh, good, I’m not the only person who thought Axiom Verge was overrated. Honestly, I borderline hated it. It was a cool game for a little bit, but the longer I played it, the more it revealed its problems. Most Metroidvanias improve as they open up, but this game suffered from revealing its hand.

Spyro Reignited Trilogy | Switch

Women. Am I right, fellas?

It’s not often that I do any actual celebration over video game news. I usually just read and smile.