I think the concept is great, the visuals are a lot of fun to look at, and the execution is wonderful. I just don’t happen to like the style of music.

Perhaps it’s my choice of words, but please don’t misunderstand. I’m not saying that hitting the standard isn’t fair enough, but rather that those who exceed the standard make it seem like someone’s looking out for me. It’s not just financial, but emotional support to have someone give you more than “average” of…

As a server, I can say that a nearly 66% tip is, in fact, amazing without mentioning the actual dollar amount. I kind of shit myself every time somebody actually bothers to go above the standard and treat me like someone who needs money to survive.

The games on this list aren’t in any particular order, right? Please confirm this clear and obvious fact, because I’m over here thinking (irrationally!) that this is in some sort of order, and I’m tempted to harshly judge it as a result.

Man, not GTA 2? That was my game back then. About half of this list is underwhelming. Sorry, but I’m gonna have to pass.

I disagree. The franchise only became a success when Redemption came out. With Capcom at the helm, if a sequel ever ended up being made, the likelihood that it would be anything close to what we actually got is pretty much zero. From the sound of it, the first game might not even have had a chance to be anything good…

What’s all this about an iPhone gen 4?

Dammit, I wanted to. Verbal star.

I hated this movie. What a dumpster fire of a film it ended up being. I can see appreciating it as a bad movie, but I didn’t want a bad movie, and I’m just so mad about it. A bunch of co-workers and I all saw it and agreed that it’s a train wreck.

Not enough stars in the sky for this comment.

My darling...

I’m trying really hard to understand where you’re getting that idea from. I just don’t hear any connection between the two in any way.

I’m ashamed to admit that I thought “Halo” first upon seeing that cutscene clip.

I bought one for my brother for $20 from Best Buy. I kind of wish I had bought a second one for me, but I’ll live.

My penis isn’t sure of how to react...

My mistake. Breakthrough is not the battle royale mode that they’ve definitely already announced would be present and will almost certainly still be using this map. It is, instead, a sort of sequential conquest, and the entire map is not likely to be used all at once. Apologies for being wrong.

Considering that large-scale battles are a hallmark for the series, and that it’s made for their battle royale mode, I find this comment to be misguided.

Haven’t we learned by now?

My wall of CDs is looking pretty good right about now.