How about some executive jail time?

You know who should have been donated for fetal tissue research? Yeah, I'm looking at you, pal.

I AM CRYING MARK OMG OKAY BRB LEMME FINISH

I’ve always been a big fan of hers. I saw her graciously beat Vera Zvonareva (who threw tantrums throughout the entire match) several years back. She will be missed by the sport but I’m happy to see her go out on a high note.

There’s a fairly simple solution to this type of problem. Hire a few fake trainees to ride with trainers. Let trainers know that this could be happening and fire trainers who don’t know how to act like something other than pigs.

There’s a lot of fakes. There are dozens of emails from the whitehouse.gov domain, which doesn’t even host emails. White House people use the “eop.gov” for their emails.

If Novak was getting dizzy on the court from someone smoking in the stands....I want a hit of that weed.

Just because you can physically fit into a garment doesn’t mean the garment fits

Biden gifs, activate!

No. Even though he’s up in the polls, his overall favorability rating is only about 3%, and people who would choose him as their second choice are almost non-existsant. So as other candidates drop out, very few of those votes will be going to Trump and you’ll see Jeb and Rubio (if he manages to stay in) rise in the…

For the millionth time in my life, I’m thankful that social media didn’t exist when I was a 13-year-old writing melodramatic poetry, usually about some kid in 2nd period biology whose name I wouldn’t even remember now. Goddddddddd

I could not be more on board this assessment. I love high life. As a thank you, I’ve created this masterpiece.

Madeleine Davies, Spokesmodel.

Speaking of what to do after...

Awww, I love a good blowjob-themed romance story :)

One thing you can do if you just can’t handle swallowing but don’t want to hurt any feelings by spitting: ask him to come on your breasts when he gets close. You can do it yourself, work up a good rhythm with your thumb and forefinger sliding along with your lips (guys LOVE this), then when he gets close, pull away…

Look I know BJs are supposed to be some kind of ultimate gift or something but I can never cum. I've had girls INSIST on going down on me because they feel selfish or whatever if I do it first, then they get upset because they can't get me off. It's a big waste of time.

This is an interesting article to me, as a guy. I’m lucky in that the missus gives the most amazing blowjobs ever (she has no gag reflex for a start) and after nearly 25 years together she nows exactly what to do to get me climbing the walls.

My partner is pretty adamantly against letting me finish in her mouth, spitting or no. When it gets near that point I’m expected to let her know, and she’ll either finish me with her hands or we’ll move to intercourse. She’s not the biggest fan of oral in the first place, as she has a fairly quick gag reflex, plus her…