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Steve Bannon’s Jacuzzi Wind.

A little off topic, but is anyone else getting a bunch of women following them on Kinja? No? Oh, it’s just me then. Ok!

This ruling isn’t about taxation. It’s about spending. Can we focus on the actual facts?

A pic of the Ben Carson material would be fantastic!

It’s all coming together now. Mannatech sells sugar pills in the guise of “glyconutrients” by means of a multi-level marketing scheme. MLMs are a favorite among evangelicals and such, and Carson is an uber religious, right wing con artist. He just gave a Mannatech testimonial during the Republican debate!

Hobby Lobby is not under investigation. The Greens are. It’s not like they are now selling ancient artifacts among their macrame supplies.

In this case, the audio was so bad, I couldn’t tell what song it was or that it was Prince.

Did he pull his head out of his ass for this pic? And then plunge it right back in? Or was this pic from years ago before he had his head up his ass. Many many years ago. Pre-school most likely.

I think the trick is to look like you are not trying. Like “Oh, I just needed to get the hair out of my face while I replace the radiator on my truck.”

Do you even work out, bro?

I would disagree and say that they should have kept the money, but they would most likely also have had to keep the name “The William and Camille Olivia Hanks Cosby Endowed Professorship.” That would be very not OK.

I never expect oral sex to be anything more than foreplay. It can be, depending on the circumstances, but no expectation.

I’m surprised that size wasn’t even mentioned here, or foreskin. There are variables.

I don’t think most guys groom downstairs because they care, but because you care. If shaving his pubes will get a guy more action, he’ll do it gladly. Or, you can do it with him. I’ve had my balls shaved a couple of times. It was pretty amazing!

Let it dribble back down on his dick. Full disclosure: I’m a gay guy, amd I’m not really a fan of swallowing another man’s jizz.

The French Open in May? Serena had five matches that went to three sets.

See also, “ unranked Dustin Brown.”

Can’t see if it is an American flag pin. It’s the only way I can tell if he is a true patriot.

I am a former paid male exam patient. We actually instructed the students as to what they were feeling. Yup. Role my testicles around like this and feel my prostate like that. It was a little weird, but not much weirder than having an actual exam with my own doctor. I was paid very well at the time.

The draws are created publicly at an event like bingo. It's random. Nice conspiracy theory, but no.