Side question...

You are turning him on right now.

I'm financially dominated. It's called my mortgage and kids. People pay for this treatment?

Kink shaming, yay!

I wish I even had the *option* of being financially dominated. That's like, the most first world kink, right?

Jezebel: The Meanest Blog Out There!

You should make t-shirts of that.

"He calls me his flower," Sarah says. "He asks 'has she been watered today?'"

The receipt still leaves five shots unaccounted for. Allegedly!

Jim Cooke, you are so good. I'm not even reading the article, I just clicked to show my appreciation for your illustrative genius.

I cannot read this.

It's the hypocrisy, stupid! Dems don't go around lecturing everyone about family values; that's a Republican game and you know it. Of course, most of these right-wing Christian assholes are full of shit; They have no values, moral or otherwise. They've simply sold their soul to the highest bidders in the scary world…

That woman who is dating her dad.

13. When your deadbeat brother-in-law brings over a six pack of Blue Moon to your Christmas party because he "knows you like those microbrews," just smile and say thanks and try not to give the look that Volvo owners with an NPR membership give to Republicans with guns.

The whole "be nice to the people who handle your food" idea is in the right place. But it's generally such a low chance someone will purposefully mess with your food, there's no real reason to assume such things.

When police went to McNary's home to execute a search warrant, they saw a pile of bedding by the washing machine.

All NFL jerseys are blanks for these photoshoots. Have no idea why. Just a weird thing. Maybe because some players change numbers over time

His new number is too long to fit on it.

What a piece of shit. I hope she sues him and takes everything including the Photoshopped shirt off his back.

She didn't have to name him if he's not the defendant. He's not an employee of the university, unlike all those who didn't do their jobs to report things according to the law.