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I'm going to be sad not to partake in the lingerie pillow flights of the all women's flight... but I am a bit curious about the all men plane.

I applaud this decision. In fact there should be separate flights for men and woman. As a gay man, I look forward to a lady-free sausage flight.

I think he meant what he wrote. I think you're missing the joke.

If you're doing 105 in a 55? I don't think you're a normal person driving safely.

I live in VA and have had plenty speeding tickets, none of which ended in jail time. Going 105 on any public road is completely idiotic. Disregard for the lives of everyone around you should end up in jail time.

A grown woman picking on children is about as classy as going to Buckingham Palace and asking Queen Elizabeth to pull your finger.

Okay, so taking a step back from the lofty "greatest catch ever" talk... I can undoubtedly say I've never seen anyone make a catch like THAT look so... effortless.

Being a Giants fan, aside, that was the greatest catch I've ever seen.

Observations:

Crowder immediately gave the report an A

A family gets a visit from a big political figure from DC. The mother asks him if he wants to see their act, the political figure says sure. The eldest daughter starts screaming about how pre-marital sex is evil when she is pregnant and unmarried, the youngest daughter is screaming homophobic slurs, mother talks about

Oh NO you guys, I *live* in Dallas. I should get like, 42 days of paid leave.

"I rebuke it." Yes. I'm adopting that turn of phrase.

close- judge judith shadelin.

So as the top dog on the Shade court, does that make you Ruth Shader Ginsburg?

Well, in light of the reports that nurses who cared for Duncan were also instructed by their employer to continue to care for other patients in the hospital, it's easy to understand why she thought it was fine to fly.

giving the poor the Shocker again, eh, Scott?

Why is all the vitriol directed solely at him? All those "signed a bill" things mean the state legislature passed the bill first.

"Ladies, I like TWO fingers up my asshole"