SFW pic if you need it

My grandfather passed away a few years ago, but i could always see him sitting outside our house in google street view, then they must have captured our area again because one day when i went to look the image was gone, which was a little heartbreaking but understandable. I was searching on google maps today and…

"Pilots never hook up with flight attendants."

Original guy I'd like to think was working at a job who wants to continue to bang coworkers and replied in his best Foghorn Leghorn imitation : "Well, I never! I, say, I never have heard of such a thing!"

I'm from Pittsburgh. 30 years ago, this city was left for dead. Hard work, civic pride and vision combined to take us from the brink to re-emerging as a model world-class city. Sure, we've still got some problems to deal with, but overall most cities could take a lesson or two from the great city of Pittsburgh. …

Don't worry; the judges will give her the bronze even if she finishes fourth.

I don't know if this man's gentle affection for his cats made him sexy, or if I would find him attractive anyway, but either way...meow.

You totally misspelled "Awesome".

Well, this is going to make Kotaku Christmas parties very awkward.

I already have a game for that.

If you're wondering... these:

Seems like appropriate imagery for Thanksgiving.

for real...I would have to imagine that the top floors of this building are going to come with air sickness bags, unless it's made from unobtanium.

So I'm in Texas and want a Tesla. If I'm buying a Tesla, I probably know that car is exactly what I want for all the reasons that make it great, there are no comparisons. I also probably have a few $$$ in my pocket, as they aren't exactly cheap. Then Texas says sorry, can't buy them here. I see two options:
1. Buy it…