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"Pilots never hook up with flight attendants."

Original guy I'd like to think was working at a job who wants to continue to bang coworkers and replied in his best Foghorn Leghorn imitation : "Well, I never! I, say, I never have heard of such a thing!"

Don't worry; the judges will give her the bronze even if she finishes fourth.

I don't know if this man's gentle affection for his cats made him sexy, or if I would find him attractive anyway, but either way...meow.

You totally misspelled "Awesome".

Well, this is going to make Kotaku Christmas parties very awkward.

I already have a game for that.

If you're wondering... these:

So I'm in Texas and want a Tesla. If I'm buying a Tesla, I probably know that car is exactly what I want for all the reasons that make it great, there are no comparisons. I also probably have a few $$$ in my pocket, as they aren't exactly cheap. Then Texas says sorry, can't buy them here. I see two options:
1. Buy it…

Oh my God, shut the hell up. It is impossible that a person with a grownup life could care about this. Do you eat the bowl? Then what the fuck difference does it make? Ceasar salad is food. What matters is what it tastes like.

Nah, roasted garlic is delicious, but it makes for a blander and more boring Caesar dressing. You need the vicious roundhouse punch of raw garlic! YOU NEED IT

LMFAO. What's the follow-up to that? "Now who here has ever fantasized about their friend's husband?"

the New York Times openly discussing abortion like this doesn’t make abortion seem like any more or less of a difficult, private decision.

I made the very personal and legal decision to have an abortion 21 years ago at the age of 22 when I was preparing to move out of the country temporarily. I was in a loving but not ready for marriage relationship, I was about to embark on an overseas adventure of indeterminate time, I was college student broke, and…