I cannot read this.

It's the hypocrisy, stupid! Dems don't go around lecturing everyone about family values; that's a Republican game and you know it. Of course, most of these right-wing Christian assholes are full of shit; They have no values, moral or otherwise. They've simply sold their soul to the highest bidders in the scary world…

That woman who is dating her dad.

13. When your deadbeat brother-in-law brings over a six pack of Blue Moon to your Christmas party because he "knows you like those microbrews," just smile and say thanks and try not to give the look that Volvo owners with an NPR membership give to Republicans with guns.

The whole "be nice to the people who handle your food" idea is in the right place. But it's generally such a low chance someone will purposefully mess with your food, there's no real reason to assume such things.

When police went to McNary's home to execute a search warrant, they saw a pile of bedding by the washing machine.

All NFL jerseys are blanks for these photoshoots. Have no idea why. Just a weird thing. Maybe because some players change numbers over time

His new number is too long to fit on it.

What a piece of shit. I hope she sues him and takes everything including the Photoshopped shirt off his back.

I'll believe it when I stop seeing it.

*Read headline*
*See picture*
*analyzes expression in about 3 seconds*

It's cutting off my balls, isn't it?

She didn't have to name him if he's not the defendant. He's not an employee of the university, unlike all those who didn't do their jobs to report things according to the law.

I would assume it's simply because Winston can't be sued under Title IX and FSU is the proper defendant in this particular action.

I'm going to be sad not to partake in the lingerie pillow flights of the all women's flight... but I am a bit curious about the all men plane.

I applaud this decision. In fact there should be separate flights for men and woman. As a gay man, I look forward to a lady-free sausage flight.

Loved the twinkling barbed wire illustration!

I think he meant what he wrote. I think you're missing the joke.

If you're doing 105 in a 55? I don't think you're a normal person driving safely.

I live in VA and have had plenty speeding tickets, none of which ended in jail time. Going 105 on any public road is completely idiotic. Disregard for the lives of everyone around you should end up in jail time.